Where is Laura Bush, the First Wife?

[PhilYerHead]

Something is not quite right with the first family, imho. Where is she? Where are the happy wedding pic's?
Where are Laura and W? Something is not okay.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. If you were married to that putz, where would you be?

I would be in either (a) a secure, undisclosed location, or (b) divorce court. All the Xanax on earth wouldn't be enough to keep me hanging around. Maybe Laura finally emerged from her tranquilized haze and ditched his ugly ass.

[PhilYerHead]

5. one can only hope she has seen the "light".

Peace be upon Laura and the "girls". My daughter is up for the draft that is coming. I want the first kids on the front line supporting Daddy. I also want all the kids of every congress critter in line as well.

I want this to end and there is only one way it will, In My Very Humble Opinion.

Only when this endless "war on terror" touches each and everyone will the "war on terror" end.

I'm so very sad to say this.

[niyad]

2. I thought CONDI was the first wife!!

[agates]

12. No, she's the work wife nt

[Olney Blue]

3. She's going to the Gulf Coast with Herr Chimperor to celebrate

all the new library books.

[rooboy]

4. She's sitting behind the wheel of her convertible revving the engine...

just waiting for Condi to walk across the driveway of the Crawford pig farm.... :evilfrown:

[DoYouEverWonder]

7. Maybe that's why you never see pics of Laura

driving a car? No one dares to let her get behind the wheel again.

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. Heard they removed all the stops signs in Crawford

just to make it easier for her to avoid possible penalties.

[PhilYerHead]

9. You are bad. I just thought I was. Damn. n/t

n/t

[snappyturtle]

16. Thanks!

:rofl:

[rooboy]

6. She's probably out gang banging.

After all, her husband did put her in charge of gang outreach... :evilgrin:

[Crankie Avalon]

14. Ugh...thanks for putting THAT image in my head. n/t

[Kolesar]

8. filler ... eom

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. I don't care.

:hi:

[Connie_Corleone]

11. I haven't seen Laura or Condi lately.

Maybe they decided to dump the chimp and run off together.

[Javaman]

18. Both pickles and pollyanna get better ratings then moron*...

the last thing he* needs is to been seen with them in public.

[GeorgeGist]

15. Smokin' in the Boys Room?

Too embarassed to meet her fate.

[Blackhatjack]

17. When was last time Pickles/Condi were in the same picture?

...Just wondering. If they wanted to put an end to the rumors, that would help. However, you cannot get them both in the same picture if they are thousands of miles apart.

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[johnnie]

20. Just guessing

But I am thinking maybe she is getting this replaced.

[Scout1071]

21. I suspect she's been tied up with "Mother's Little Helper".....

to get her on her way, get her through her busy day, people just don't appreciate that she get's bored. And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose, no more runnin' for the shelter of her mother's little helper....

If you ask me, she is in a seriously medicated cloud. She just looks totally drugged up.

But I do think it's very odd that she really hasn't been seen hardly at all in the last 6 months.

[Beelzebud]

22. She's in rehab.