Things are going SWIMMINGLY in Afghanistan.

[Beelzebud]

Doesn't that just about make your head EXPLODE?

Is this really what these right-wing FREAKS believe?

SWIMMINGLY?

FUCKING SWIMMINGLY?

THINGS ARE GOING SWIMMINGLY IN AFGHANISTAN. JUST LIKE DOWN AT THE LOCAL COUNTRY CLUB!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

/head explodes

[mindfulNJ]

1. maybe she meant

"drowningly"???

[liberal N proud]

2. Swimming in the meir of war?

[On the Road]

3. As David Rees Would Put It:

[hfojvt]

4. I'm really not sure

how things are going in Afghanistan. Am I supposed to believe the M$M on this? The top google search results do not tell me very much. Is Jon Benet in Afghanistan? Paris Hilton? Tom Cruise?

[Beelzebud]

5. Some people say that things are going Swimmingly in Afghanistan.

I heard it on TEEEVEEEE

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. How would she know anyway?

[Phredicles]

7. "Swimmingly" = 'Up the creek without a paddle'.

Alternatively, maybe she really is a Taliban sympathizer; things have been going their way lately.

[Tinksrival]

8. I thought this comment on Osama was even crazier....

"He's like a fading movie star.......irellevant."

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

11. Interesting that she would talk about "fading movie stars."

"Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my closeup!"

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

9. Not only that, only Coulter would use a word like "swimmingly" in defiance

of that fact that the group her party relies on for votes and support via FAUX doesn't use words like this.

[jobycom]

10. Maybe you're supposed to swim to get out of a quagmire? nt

[RaleighNCDUer]

12. When you're in it over your head,

definitely.