CoffeeCat
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Fri Aug-25-06 12:29 PM
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Ahhh...fun with Republican phone numbers! |
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I swear on my life--these are the ACTUAL phone numbers of select U.S. Republican Senators.
The numbers correspond to letters on the phone dial--and the letters actually spell out these words.
is it coincidence that these words reflect their noxious personalities? You be the judge.
(To gear up for the 08 elections, I took some creative liberties and added some campaign slogans.)
1.)Trent Lott--Republican: Mississippi I'M A SMALL LITTLE MAN, WHO WILL CONTINUE TO TAKE THE COUNTRY ON A LONG, STRANGE TRIP INTO HELL! CALL NOW FOR MORE INFORMATION: 202-acid elf 202 224-6253
2.)Conrad Burns--Republican: Montana HOLA! I'M NOT RACIST! I EAT THE OCCASIONAL BURRITO! CALL ME AHORA FOR MORE INFORMACION! 202-bag-amigo 202 224-2644
3.) John Sununu--Republican: New Hampshire I STOOD WITH THE PRESIDENT AS HE ILLEGALLY TAPED YOUR PHONES, READ YOUR EMAIL AND PEEKED INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY AT: 202-22-I BUG 1 202 224-2841
4.) Rick Santorum--Republican: PA VOTE FOR ME! WHO CARES ABOUT IRAQ AND CORRUPTION! I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE ICKY-BAD GAYS! CALL ME! WE'LL CHAT AT: 20 abc-go-fag 202) 224-6324
5.) Arlen Specter--Republican: PA ONE MINUTE, I'M CHALLENGING GEORGE BUSH; THE NEXT I'M HELPING HIM EXECUTE HIS CRIMES. I'M A BIG, UNDEPENDABLE BLOB! CALL FOR MORE BAFFLING CONTRADICTIONS AT: 202 a-big-blip 202) 224-4254
6.) Olympia Snowe--Republican: ME FORGET ABOUT MY RADICAL, BUSH-LIKE POLITICS, CHECK OUT THIS NEW MINI-SKIRT! 202-22-I-leggy 202) 224-5344
7.) John McCain--Republican: AZ ONE MINUTE BUSH INSULTS MY FAMILY AND MILITARY SERVICE. THE NEXT MINUTE, I'M GIVING HIM A BIG OL BEAR HUG! I HATE MYSELF!! SO BAD!!! CALL ME. I NEED PHONE HUGS!! 202-22-I-bad-5 202) 224-2235
8.) Lisa Murkowski--Republican: AK LIKE THE MUSTY SMELL THAT WON'T LEAVE A BASEMENT, MY EXTREMIST POLITICS ARE HERE TO STAY! CALL FOR MORE DETAILS! a-0-cabin-mold (202) 224-6665
9.) Charles Grassley--Republican: Iowa MY SENATE ACCOMPLISHMENTS INCLUDE THE FARM BILL AND THE BANKRUPTCY BILL THAT ASSAULTED THE MIDDLE CLASS! I'M LIKE A BIG, OUT-OF-CONTROL, FREAKY BARN ANIMAL ROLLING IN THE MUD OF CORRUPTION!! CALL NOW: 202-acid-pig (202) 224-3744
10.) Richard Shelby--Republican: Alabama SHOVELING BUSH'S POLITICAL POOP AND SPINNING IT INTO GOLD! THAT'S WHAT I DO. IT'S WHAT I'M GOOD AT. CALL ME: 202-bail-shit 202) 224-5744
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Fri Aug-25-06 12:32 PM
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Skype is free calls in the US and Canada until(at least) January 1. http://www.skype.com
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Fri Aug-25-06 12:33 PM
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2. I can't decide whether to call the Acid Pig or the Acid Elf |
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I guess I'll just stick with the Acid Queen.
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Fri Aug-25-06 12:49 PM
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8. i don't know which one sounds cooler or gives the better mental image |
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Fri Aug-25-06 12:33 PM
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3. Somebody has way too much time |
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on their hands!:rofl: :rofl:
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CoffeeCat
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Fri Aug-25-06 12:36 PM
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4. I do have way too much time on my hands!! |
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For the first time in six years, I am alone in the house.
My kids are now both in school--one in kindergarten and one in first grade. They just went back to school this week--and I'm officially on vacation.
Scary, I know!
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Fri Aug-25-06 12:36 PM
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5. You really need to find a hobby! |
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This is so great! I'll add you to the "When you come to Austin I'll buy you a beer list!" I'll look for you!
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CoffeeCat
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Fri Aug-25-06 12:38 PM
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6. LOL! I had some help... |
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I used this Web site to figure out what letters correspond with the numbers... http://www.phonespell.org/phoneSpell.htmlType in any phone number, and it generates a combination of possible words/phrases.
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Fri Aug-25-06 12:47 PM
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And great work!
Maybe I'll try a couple.
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Viva_La_Revolution
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Fri Aug-25-06 12:59 PM
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9. "There are no words in 503-***-**** |
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Edited on Fri Aug-25-06 01:01 PM by Viva_La_Revolution
Believe it or not, we did not find any interesting mnemonics for 503-***-****. Everything is working fine, this is not a bug."
What a bummer, it could have been a great pick up line.
"My number is 503-HOT-BABE."
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