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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:28 PM
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I Got This freeper E-mail From A Dem Friend Of Mine:
It was called "Multiple Choice". Have any of you got it? Yes, she is a Dem, a die hard. She may have forwarded it without thinking, cuz nuthin' else makes sense to me.


MULTIPLE CHOICE....


Reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!!!

Do you remember?

-1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d . Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and 70 year old Leon Klinghoffer, an American passenger confined to a wheelchair, was murdered and thrown overboard by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and Robert Stidham, a US Navy diver was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to
take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed
into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the
passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you..?


So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss,   but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldred's and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if they have any such sense.

As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does."

Come on people wake up!!!

Keep this going. Pass it on to everyone in your address book . Our Country and our troops need our support!

And we must remember that we definitely should not tap phones, they might find some of these terrorists and prevent some of these terrible incidents from happening! After all we don't want to infringe on someone's "Rights"!!!
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The Jacobin Donating Member (820 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:32 PM
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1. How to profile?
Since Islam is a religion, not a race, just exactly does one "look" muslim?
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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:34 PM
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2. The Last Paragraph Is Pretty Bad Too (nt)
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:36 PM
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3. I hate racists. I really do. I've broken off more than one friendship over
blatant racism.

I could pick any race, religion, culture, nationality, or gender and make such a list.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:43 PM
Response to Reply #3
9. I have too, jobycom
I see racism as a character defect - just so much garbage and in my mind life is too short to put up with it - I will try to convince someone to think differently but if they persist I am out of there
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 12:55 AM
Response to Reply #9
30. Make that three of us.
Maybe it is a character flaw, but I do not tolerate racists.
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ocd liberal Donating Member (333 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:37 PM
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4. Yes, I've seen it
Edited on Fri Aug-25-06 10:37 PM by ocd liberal
It came through my email review at work a week or so ago. Those RWers sure do love to cut and paste, don't they? The Kennedy/Lincoln thing is also out again too. Something to masquerade as "bipartisan," I suppose.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:37 PM
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5. Does she have a very dry sense of humor???
Email her back and say she loses points for creativity...that thing has been around since right after 9/11, with a few additions. I wonder how many heinous acts we could attribute to "Christians" in the same type of test...
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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:39 PM
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6. Oh, I'm Sending Her A Response Alright
Edited on Fri Aug-25-06 10:44 PM by Dinger
She's actually a flaming Dem, so this is a mystery to me, but when I send my response to her, I'll post it here.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:42 PM
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7. Send her this:
12th Century: Richard I of England, the "lion-hearted", murders all of his Muslim prisoners over the course of the "holy crusade" he was waging.

- He and his followers were white Christian extremists.

14th Century: A massacre of Cathars, an offshoot of Catholicism, is carried out by a murderous tyrant who proclaims "Kill them all. God will know which ones are His."

- The men committing the massacre were white Christian extremists.

1693: 20 men and women were put to death as witches in Salem, Massachusetts despite the lack of any substantive evidence against them.

- Their accusers and executioners were white Christian extremists.

19th Century: The native tribes of North America are systematically slaughtered by officers and men of the U. S. Army.

- The officers, and the politicians who gave them their orders were white Christian extremists.

Post-Civil War: Uncounted black men, women, and children are lynched in the American South by rabid mobs of animalistic hate-mongers in order to preserve the ethnic dominance of the lynch mobs.

- The lynch mobbers were white Christian extremists.

1941-1945: Members of the Nazi Party and the SS units scientifically and systematically murder over 12 million people in specially devised death camps. Nearly half of the victims were Jewish.

- The Nazis, led by Catholic Adolf Hitler, were white Christian extremists.

1995: Timothy McVeigh detonates a bomb that kill 168 people in Oklahoma City, many of whom were children.

- McVeigh was a white Christian extremist.

See what she has to say to that.

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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:47 PM
Response to Reply #7
10. Thank You Aristus! I'm Sending It Now! Thanks For . . .
saving me a lot of time.:)
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:52 PM
Response to Reply #10
14. Let me know if you get a response...
Okay?
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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:59 PM
Response to Reply #14
17. I Guarantee I Will, And Thanks Again For Your Help!!! : ) (nt)
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iamjoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:50 PM
Response to Reply #7
13. You Forgot Eric Rudolph
the one who killed two people and wounded over 100 more at the 1996 Olympics
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:57 PM
Response to Reply #13
16. Thank you. I actually missed a LOT of white Christian extremists.
There are more of them than my mind can safely remember.
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:43 PM
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8. Some Jackass Freeper Posted That Garbage Here A Few Days Ago Too.
But they were disposed of quickly. :evilgrin:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:47 PM
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11. In 1995 168 people were killed & a building destroyed in Oklahoma City by:
a. George W Bush
b. Pat Robertson
c. Jerry Falwell
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

None of those? OK, how about this one:

In 1998, Dr Barnett Slepian, an obstetrician & gynecologist, was assassinated by
a. The Boy Scouts
b. Arthur Fonzerelli
c. Wilma Rudolf
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Still not there? OK, one more:

In 1991, a mortar shell was launched toward the British Prime Ministers residence at 10 Downing street by
a. Julia Child
b. Harold Wilson
c. Gavin McCloud
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

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LynnTheDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:49 PM
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12. "Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40" ...like
Timothy McVeigh?
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LynnTheDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 10:55 PM
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15. Another multiple choice for the freeper fuckers...
1. 30,000 civilians were murdered by state terrorism committed by;

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. The USA

2. What nation was charged & found guilty of the terrorist deaths of 30,000 civilians & ordered to pay restitution?

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. The USA

3. What nation agreed to pay restitution, made 2 payments, then did a trade agreement instead, which they then froze, where it sits frozen to this day?

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. The USA

4. What nation has the highest number of its own citizens in jail?

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. The USA

5. What nation committed the largest genocide in human history, along with their British ally?

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. The USA

6. What nation is the only nation in the entire world that ever thought Iraq/Saddam Hussein had anything whatsoever to do with 911?

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. The USA

Dontcha love FACTS; too bad rightwingnuts don't.





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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 11:00 PM
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18. religious extremists of all stripes suck!
send all the extremist muslims, jews, christians and everything else to a religious extremist colony on the moon. send the freeper filth there too. the world would be a better place.
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 11:11 PM
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19. Somewhere there is a very full list, in this style
where the answer is "white males", its a pretty long list
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iamjoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 06:28 AM
Response to Reply #19
35. Most Serial Killers
are white Christian males. Not all, but most.
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antigone382 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 11:21 PM
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20. someone posted this a while back and we made a response...
listing all the young white males who had committed assassinations and terrorist acts...it was really good, I'll try to find it.
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 11:23 PM
Response to Reply #20
22. i was trying to find it, but search never works for me
i never get any returns, even when searching the archives
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antigone382 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 12:00 AM
Response to Reply #22
23. Grrrr...I lost my star recently, so I can't use "search."
I'm too broke to donate at the moment, but maybe when I get my Pell money in a few weeks I can change that. Until then, I can't find that rebuttal...it was really good, too. :(
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Bill McBlueState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-25-06 11:22 PM
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21. since "Muslim" is a religion....
This would mean prospective air travelers would have to prove their religion to a government agent. You have to be a pretty serious fan of big government to find that appealing.

I wonder if they would be okay with atheists getting a special express lane? Atheists don't expect to end up anything other than dead if we bring down the airplane we're flying on, so we have no reason to carry explosives on board.
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 12:37 AM
Response to Reply #21
27. It has always amazed me the level of hate, division
and destruction of humanity done on behalf of religion, the very thing that is supposed to teach us to be good and moral and loving beings.

I'm glad I don't claim any religious affiliation.
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 12:04 AM
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24. religious fanatics of any stripe >>>SUCK!
:hurts:
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 12:20 AM
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25. Counterpoint --->
Edited on Sat Aug-26-06 12:27 AM by Texas Explorer
-1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. SupermanText
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d . Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40


Sirhan Sirhan was never found to have been nothing more than a person who felt betrayed by R. Kennedy's support for Israel during the Six Day War. The feeling of betrayal was so strong, and Sirhan's mind so weak that the stage was set for his actions on the one-year anniversary of that particular war.

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


Palestinians outraged at the, in their judgement unjustified, imprisonment by Israel of over 200 of their people.

2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini of Iran called on his people to demonstrate against United States and Israeli interests. Khomeini denounced the American government as the "Great Satan" and "Enemies of Islam" for meddling in their affairs, including the occupation of Iran during World War II when Allied forces occupied Iran in order to neutralize it from joining the Axis and had forced the reigning monarch, Reza Shah, to abdicate in favor of his son, the more famous "Shah of Iran". Eight U.S. presidents provided the Shah with military and economic aid in exchange for a continuous oil supply. As far as the Iranian militants that siezed the hostages were concerned, they were simply answering their religious leader's call.


3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


Reacting to US overt and covert operations in the Middle East and Israel's invasion of Lebanon.

4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


Again, occupation by US and Israel.

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and 70 year old Leon Klinghoffer, an American passenger confined to a wheelchair, was murdered and thrown overboard by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


Linked to the Israeli bombing of the PLO headquarters in Tunis on October 1, 1985.

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and Robert Stidham, a US Navy diver was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


Again, Israel and US occupation of Lebanon

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


It was widely regarded as an assault on a symbol of the United States, and with 189 of the victims being Americans, it stood as the deadliest attack on American civilians until the attacks of September 11, 2001. A reflection of their growing hatred of the United States for backing Israel.

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


According to the journalist Steve Coll in his book 'Ghost Wars', Yousef mailed letters to various New York newspapers just before the attack, in which he three demands: an end to all US aid to Israel, an end to US diplomatic relations with Israel, and a demand for a pledge by the United States to end interference 'with any of the Middle East countries (sic) interior affairs'. He stated that the attack on the World Trade Center would be merely the first of such attacks if his demands were not met. In his letters Yousef admitted that the World Trade Center bombing was an act of terrorism, but that this was justified because 'the terrorism that Israel practices (which America supports) must be faced with a similar one.'

9. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


Al Qaeda’s list of grievances against the West included American participation in the first Gulf War, military operations in Somalia, and military involvement in Yemen. However, the United States presence in Saudi Arabia - a state that is home to a number of the holiest sites in Islam - was perhaps the focal point of al Qaeda’s anger. Permanent U.S. military installations in the region represented a lack of Saudi Arabian control over its territory and were thought to threaten the Muslim sacred cities of Mecca and Medina. Osama bin Laden believed that “the Americans were infidels and their garrisons propped up a corrupt, insufficiently Islamic Saudi elite.” As U.S. economic and political interests continued to create a greater presence in the Middle East, al Qaeda began targeting U.S. interests abroad.

10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to
take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed
into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the
passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


In a 2004 video, apparently acknowledging responsibility for the attacks, bin Laden states that he was motivated by the 1982 Lebanon War, for which he held the U.S. partially responsible. In the video, bin Laden also claims that he wants to, "restore freedom to our nation," to "punish the aggressor in kind," and to inflict economic damage on America. He declared that a continuing objective of his holy war was to, " America to the point of bankruptcy."<33> Bin Laden said, "We swore that America wouldn't live in security until we live it truly in Palestine. This showed the reality of America, which puts Israel's interest above its own people's interest. America won't get out of this crisis until it gets out of the Arabian Peninsula, and until it stops its support of Israel."

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


The officially-stated purpose of the invasion was to target al-Qaeda members, and to punish the Taliban government in Afghanistan which had provided support and haven to al-Qaeda.

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d . Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


Pearl was kidnapped by a militant group calling itself The National Movement for the Restoration of Pakistani Sovereignty. This group claimed Pearl was a spy, and sent the United States a range of demands, including the freeing of all Pakistani terror detainees, and the release of a halted U.S. shipment of F-16 fighter jets to the Pakistani government.


The common thread running through all of these items seems to be a result of United States and Israel policies with regard to Lebanon, Palestine, Iran and other Islamic groups borne of occupation and imprisonment of Muslims.

Edited to add: It would seem to me that if the US and Israel would simply adopt a new tact in dealing with their issues in the ME, everybody would be happy and getting along today.
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skids Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 12:29 AM
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26. More in-your-face counterpoint.


...Just chain a bunch of child sex abuse cases from here together, with the correct answer always being "a fundamentalist republican", occasionally throwing in the word "clergy"

http://redmorals.com/
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Douglas Carpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 12:43 AM
Response to Reply #25
28. actually Sirhan-Sirhan was/is Easter Orthodox not Muslim.
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 12:51 AM
Response to Reply #28
29. At some point in his life, that may have been true, but
actually, Sirhan Sirhan tried several religions on for size,including Baptist, Seventh-day Adventist, Maronite Christian, Islam, and Rosicrucianism but was for the most part always Christian.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 01:21 AM
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31. Did I pass?
:D

MULTIPLE CHOICE....

Reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!!!
Durrp durp durrrp!!!

Do you remember?

-1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. George H.W. Bush

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
b. Richard Nixon's friends

2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
b. Dick Cheney's friends

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
c. George H.W. Bush's friends

4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
c. Richard Perle

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and 70 year old Leon Klinghoffer, an American passenger confined to a wheelchair, was murdered and thrown overboard by:
a. John Negroponte

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and Robert Stidham, a US Navy diver was murdered by:
a. Newt Gingrich

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Jerry Falwell

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
c. Pat Robertson

9. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
b. Ann Coulter

10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to
take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed
into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the
passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
c. The 700 Club

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
c. G. Gordon Liddy

Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you..?
Answer: Yep. Dickless white male republicans.

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.
Answer: No, just dickless white male republicans.

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldred's and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves - if they have any such sense.
Answer: Let's send it to the little weenies listed in the email header.

As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does."
Answer: We agree on something! Durrp durp durrrp!!!

Come on people wake up!!!
Answer: Stop taking chrystal meth.

Keep this going. Pass it on to everyone in your address book . Our Country and our troops need our support!
Answer: Nope, but I'll send it to all your inbred friends in the email header.

And we must remember that we definitely should not tap phones, they might find some of these terrorists and prevent some of these terrible incidents from happening! After all we don't want to infringe on someone's "Rights"!!!
Answer: Why do you hate America?


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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 01:26 AM
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32. Yep...the colors are flying! eom
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 01:29 AM
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33. YEAH!!! That's a winning ticket!!!
:patriot: GORE/FEINGOLD 2008!!! :patriot:

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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-26-06 01:31 AM
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34. Here's a little suh-um for ya...
:applause:

:kick:
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