walldude
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Mon Aug-28-06 05:28 PM
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Cheney Wins Secret Election! |
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It has been learned through a leaked document, that U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney has been, in a super secret election, chosen to replace longtime evil genius Ernst Blofeld as the new leader of super secret world domination organization SPECTRE. Sources say that upon hearing the news, Cheney's patented evil grin rose to the surface and he could be heard muttering "No Saddam.. I expect you to die." while fevorishly fiddling with his secret decoder ring. Later, in his first order of business, he named Secretary of Defense kingpin Donald Rumsfeld his number two. George W. Bush was put in charge of sharks with frikin laser beams and Alberto Gonzalez was promptly shot in the face. Film at 11.
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AndyA
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Mon Aug-28-06 05:32 PM
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1. Does this mean they all leave the United States to live on a small |
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island someplace in the middle of the Pacific?
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Mon Aug-28-06 05:35 PM
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2. I thought he beat Dr. Evil and will be taking off in a "Big Boy" rocket? |
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