Here's the REAL OCTOBER SUPRISE!!!!

[Rosco T.]

Up for PRE-ORDER with an October 24th RELEASE... JUST IN TIME FOR ELECTIONS...



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Karl: Are you sure this has to happen, Vice-President Cheney?

Cheney: We have no choice, Karl. George Bush has screwed up too many times

George: Hey everybody! Hey! Vice-President Cheney! Chapappy! No get-backs on George!

Cheney: Take a seat, George. We need to talk about something... that's very difficult

George: Ohhh, math stuff again?

Karl: Vice-President Cheney is refering to the Middle East treaty that you lost.

George: Oh yeah. I don't know what happened to that stupid thihihing.

Cheney: George, understand the Republican Party simply can't allow itself to look bad. The lost Middle East treaty is the last straw.

George: Ahh, hey, it'll turn up.

Cheney: Yeah, but since you've been in office, you've uh, bombed a European city, killed a man with drain cleaner, and tripped on Extacy on national television.

George: Every President has a settlin'-in period.

Senator: I'm afraid, Mr. President, that the Senate is fed up.

Cheney: With you stepping down gracefully we can put a positive spin on it.

George: Excuse me, am I bein' fired?

Cheney: "Impeached" is the word, George. Oh, but it's such a nasty word, isn't it? No! You must step down before it comes to that.
George: But I can't be fired! I mean, how'm I gonna tell Laura? We spent all our money on the campaign. I have nothin'!

Cheney: We're sorry. It's what's best for the country.

George: Karl? Et tu, Karl?

Karl: Et me? Yeah.

George: I guess... that's that.

Cheney: Ahhhhh.

George: I... am still senior advisor, right Mr. Cheney?

Cheney: Mr. What?

George: Mr... President?

Cheney: Mmm... YUMMMY!!

[OffWithTheirHeads]

1. I don't see Cunnilingus Rice!

How can you have a show about little lord pissypants without his girlfriend?

[Rosco T.]

2. this was his first year... she wasn't there yet was she? n/m

[OffWithTheirHeads]

3. Ahhh, good point

He must have been molesting his daughters.

[Eric J in MN]

4. She was advising Bush even during the 2000 campaign.

C. Rice was National Security Advisor during the first-term and is now the Secretary of State.

[Rosco T.]

5. wasn't quite the "high profile" she is now....

don't matter.. IT'S SCARY FUNNY!

[NaturalHigh]

6. Who's the hot blond?

I've never seen "that's My Bush," so please pardon my ignorance. I can only assume she's meant to be one of the daughters.

[Rosco T.]

7. Nope... that's his 'secretary'... Princess...

Kristin Miller (also in "She Spies")

coupla of better looks...

[NaturalHigh]

8. Thanks for the info...

and thanks for the pics!

[Earth_First]

9. High-larious! n/t