I am so afraid.

[Cleita]

I went to bed, and after I said my prayers, I looked under the bed to make sure there weren’t any monsters there. And OMG! There was Osama right there under my bed! Eeek!

I was so skeered! I jumped under the covers and now I’m afraid to get up! I ‘m thirsty. I wanna glass of water.

Wah! I wanna glass of water!

DUers, I'm making a point here. Don't let anyone throw fear at you. It's your worst enemy.

[Maraya1969]

1. How are you typing if you are under the covers?

[buzzard]

11. On my laptop.n/t

[Pam-Moby]

2. LOL I am not skeered of Osama. I am worried about the thugs

in that big white house on Pennsylvania ave.

[leftstreet]

3. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

NOT

[Erika]

4. Seeing W and his transferring our taxes to his buds

scares me so much, I hope he's lynched. How's that?

[The Doctor.]

5. That's ok sweetie...

Mommy and Daddy will take care of it.

We're just going to put cameras in your bedroom to see if he's sneaking around in there.
And we'll listen to your phone calls to make sure none of your friends are really him in disguise.
We'll follow you to the bathroom and watch you in there too so he can't get you.
And if you leave the house... we'll we won't have you do that in case you might run into him outside.

You'll be very safe now.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

6. So I guess you're voting Republican this year?

R E P U B L I C A N S

[Check12]

7. It's okay Mr. President the bad boogie man OBL won't get you

[No Exit]

8. Be sure to go to the Mall tomorrow!

Ev'ryone knows shopping is the best thing to get rid of terr'rists! Every time the cash register light blinks, it's just like throwing acid on Bin Laden!:)

[Mind_your_head]

10. LOL

geez, I can see that in an ad campaign now!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[antonialee839]

9. Hush there, Karl Rove will sing you a bedtime lullaby.

:rofl:

[Catrina]

12. *lol* ~ don't worry, everything will be alright. Your Uncle George is in

the White House and Uncle Dick is in an undisclosed location. They will protect you. Well, I mean as long as Laura remembers to hide the liquor and the pretzels!

Just remember how lucky you are that that mean old Kerry didn't get to be president! Just think, if he had, if those Diebold machines hadn't worked right, Osama would be alive and well and sending messages threatening to kill your family because he hates our freedoms! :rofl:

[uppityperson]

13. I saw a shadow in my yard and I though it was Osama but it was just

a cat walking by. I was so relieved.

:sarcasm: also. Forget fear, especially of this. Yes, there are boogeymen monsters, but don't be afraid of cats walking by in the dark.