Sex toy terror trip

[Sapphocrat]

Good thing that penis-pump judge hasn't taken any flights lately...

Sex toy terror trip

With the current political climate, it’s hard to know what to take on a flight, what hand luggage is acceptable and whether one should sport a beard when sat in economy.

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Mardin Amin, 29, was going through security at O'Hare Airport, with his mother, on route to Turkey for a holiday to see relatives, when a security guard began going through his backpack. The female guard discovered a black plastic device in his backpack and enquired what its use may be.

Amin claims that he whispered, so that his mother could not hear, that it was a penis pump.

The guard says that he whispered it was a bomb. ...

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http://uk.gay.com/headlines/10299

[maxsolomon]

1. dupe

'yes, it is my bag, baby'

[TomInTib]

2. Reading this, it kinda makes sense

A Turkish guy saying "pump" could easily be taken (giving the environment at the airport) as sounding like "bomb".

[Loge23]

3. This makes perfect sense...

since we're all taking it..... well, you know.

[Sapphocrat]

4. ROFL n/t