Let's give a big DU shout out to Agent Mike

[bklyncowgirl]

It's not easy working for the Agency these days, being forced to track down those warrentless wiretaps only to find out that someone accidently dialed some Pakistani immigrant living in a Fifth Avenue walkup instead of a pizza place on Third Avenue--IT'S HARD WORK--and it must be a let down to explain to your boss that "pepperoni" is not a code word for anthrax.

Monitoring liberal blogs was bad enough but tracking down e-mails from groups like the American Friend's Service Committee--that has to be the pits.

And now with this Google search thing, you get stuck trying to find out how many people wanted to see Colin Farrell and his former beloved engaging in sweet nookie.

It's frustrating but don't worry, big guy, we're here for you.

[applegrove]

1. I say we be careful to avoid al Qaeda sounding language so A.M.

can spend her or his time on the real monsters out there. I doubt very much AM wants to waste their time on pizza hut stuff. Or liberal blogs.

Meanwhile - we keep up the discussion of privacy and making all domestic spying to require warrants.

[DiverDave]

2. Agent mike,

When I was in the service in the mid-'70s, we were told that if we believed an order to be unlawful, we were REQUIRED to refuse the order.
This was put in place after the My Lai incident.
You and yours have to KNOW that some of this is WRONG.
Stand up, protect the constitution, and your fellow Americans.

[AtomicKitten]

3. Oh, by the way, Agent Mike

In case you missed Jerrold Nadler on C-SPAN today, he wanted you to know that if you carry out the illegal orders of this administration in spying on Americans without a warrant, the statute of limitations extends beyond Junior's term and YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED.

[liberal N proud]

4. Mike - If your are concerned about porn

You are in the wrong place
HA HA
But we all know that is only a cover for your boss's real intent.

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. Yo, Mike! How's it hangin', bud?

Listen, I've decided that I'm going to make it easier on you and predact anything I think might offend His Royal Satanic Majesty Scumsucking Cowardly Arrogant Piece-of-Shit so-called President Bunnypants Bush or any of his sorry religious nutcake disciples. I hope this makes it easier. Say "Sieg Heil" for me, next time you see the asshole.
<== (There was a non-government-approved picture here, so I took it out.)

[ktlyon]

6. Oh that is too funny

nt

[Earth_First]

8. LOL!

That's great!

[bklyncowgirl]

9. LOL nt

[jimshoes]

11. Nice job

:rofl:

[JNelson6563]

12. Hilarious

I really enjoy all the smart ass humor at DU. Bravo! :applause:

[Buns_of_Fire]

16. Thank y'all. Thankyuhverramuch.

(A little HTML knowledge is a dangerous thing.)

Now, remember you said such nice things for the times when THIS will probably the more appropriate response:

P.S. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your watrons (and make a donation to DU). ;-)

[Earth_First]

7. Hello Agent Mike!

I hope you're having fun "doing your job" for fascist Uncle Dick. You are far more a traitor to this country than your government will EVER convince you that WE are the enemy. Just remember Nuremburg when this finally straightens itself out...


by the way...the eastern sky is azure on the tenth, i repeat, the eastern sky is azure on the tenth.

[Vinca]

10. Take the day off, Agent Mike.

There's nothing going on here. My agenda includes such subversive activities as making spaghetti and meatballs, listing items for sale on ebay and doing laundry. I also plan to finish a papier mache project and play with the cats. If there's time left over, I'll plot to overthrow something.

[natrat]

13. bend over agent mike -let the GOP give it to you real savage like

[in_cog_ni_to]

14. Hi Agent Mike!

Shouldn't you be "Googling" for PORN KINGS or sumthin'?

Happy New Year, Agent Mike! :hi:

[mongo]

17. Hey, don't give him any ideas

Us "porn kings" have enough to worry about....

:rofl:

[Dulcinea]

15. Anyone who spies on me must be bored out of their mind.

Today I'll take my kids to the McD's indoor playground (it's raining, so we can't play outside), & hopefully catch some of the Pens-Flyers game during nap time. :boring:

[Individualist]

18. I have only one question for Agent Mike

and anyone else who enables this regime: Do you value loyalty to Bush above loyalty to your nation and its laws?

[TheBaldyMan]

19. btw Mike, if you find a teenage lesbian mudwrestling site ...

PM me with the URL.

TIA ;)