THIS is the Bush Summer Reading List?

[im10ashus]

Who the hell has THIS much time in the summer? They sure as hell aren't fooling anyone with this list. Maybe Dr. Seuss and the V.C. Andrews collection, but not this list.

http://www.booktv.org/misc/081706_bush.asp











Also:

Cinnamon Skin: Travis McGee Mysteries by John D. MacDonald
Macbeth by William Shakespeare
Hamlet by William Shakespeare

[acmavm]

1. Too bad he can't be tested on the material. But then again, he has an

edge with that microphone that's always stuck in his ear.

[LuckyLib]

2. Bunny Pants has the attention span of a flea. No way.

[YDogg]

7. Maybe books on tape during the long drive down to the pig farm...

... while laura dreamily gazes outta the window as she flashes passing truckers, and the rug rats fight in the back seat over crayons and anatomically correct GI Joe dolls.

[Blackhatjack]

52. You Beat Me To It! Books On Tape And He Fastforward them --no problem

...that way he could "read" all sixty(60) in one afternoon coffee break.

He admits he does not read newspapers, is incurious about the rest of the world, does not realize there are Sunni AND Shiite branches of Islam, and has his Presidential Daily Briefing reduced to one page and read to him every day --- and the White House has the gall to put out Bush read not one, but two works of Shakespeare?

Beyond even a whiff of truth.

Edit: typo.

[Karenca]

3. Lies Lies Lies

He had enough trouble reading 'My Pet Goat'.

[YDogg]

4. Hell, I wish I had time to read even a few of them. I've only glanced ...

... at a couple of them longingly.

[im10ashus]

12. I swear.

It took me two months to get through the 800 plus pages of "Underworld" by Don DeLillo this summer, because I have only been reading on the train to and from work. Imagine the life of leisure where you can read 20 plus books AND run a country into the ground. So many lies, so little time.

[waiting for hope]

5. My god....

I have The De Vinci Code still sitting on a bookshelf, unread and gathering dust - working mother of two (5 and 1 1/2) - I don't have time to clean out my closet much less read a book (other that Would You Give A Pig A Pancake) ...He's the leader of the Free World - bubble bubble bubble

[peacefreak]

6. Yeah, right

:spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[gatorboy]

8. What??? He's not reading the Bible?

Why does he hate Amurica?

[Aviation Pro]

9. Two words....

Bull and shit.

[liberal N proud]

10. That is the list the White House told you he has read

BUT:
In reality, he has returned to a favorite reading partner:



Includes such stories as "My Pet Goat"




Here is a video of george reading the book to some school children on a visit he made one historic day in 2001...

http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=politicalhumor&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thememoryhole.org%2F911%2Fbush-911.htm

[im10ashus]

13. Snort!

[Sydnie]

22. He didn't even read it then

THEY read it TO him!

[panader0]

11. Where's Al Franken's books? Micheal Moore's? C'mon Georgie..

[Lisa]

14. as long as he's reading John D. MacDonald ...

He should check out "Barrier Island". It's about sleazy political dealings on the Gulf Coast (and the author even predicts widespread hurricane damage due to crooks circumventing the building restrictions).

And there is one unpleasant character who pretends to be a good ol' boy, though he came down there from the North and is only pretending! Gee, sounds awfully familiar.

[Swamp Rat]

15. BS

I bet he's never read that many books in his life... let alone understand Shakespearean English. :eyes:

[Bluebear]

17. And who has time for this shit?

MOST people are too busy to dig into one or two books a summer, let alone Leisure Boy here.

[Swamp Rat]

21. I read that many and more because it is my JOB.

I am writing a masters thesis, so I HAVE TO READ many books.

There is NO WAY Bushler read that many books AND carried out all of his presidential duties AND campaigned for repukes AND went on vacation...

This is a blatant lie that should be exposed. He should be ridiculed night and day for making such a preposterous claim.

[Botany]

29. Come on Swamp Rat

He reads French existential philosophy because he is conflicted about
subject verb agreement.

"I got my looks on for 'em." When asked about terrorist & bin laden about 8 months after 9/11.
I had to pull my pick up to the berm of the country road I was on and stop and scream after I heard
that "gem."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x19972

[Swamp Rat]

33. LOL! I wonder what Sartre would say.

Mettez la nourriture sur votre famille? ... Put food on your family? :D

[Botany]

37. Let me quiz his ass on

Oppenheimer or Clemente or Shakespeare

I am reading the Clemente book now.

[goclark]

16. Brian Williams made him look like a Pet Goat fool

Brian gave him a short rope and he fell right into the trap, IMO.

[im10ashus]

18. I saw that too.

It was fall-on-the-floor funny.

[fooj]

19. I thought he said he had read "Three Shakespeare's" LOL!!!

Camus is the biggest joke of all.

[wake.up.america]

24. I find this to be insulting. The expect us to believe this.

[goclark]

50. They don't care if we believe it because they have Diebold

money and POWER on their side.

They just say it to get us angry and to make their base think he is smart.

There base is so stupid, they believe what he says.

[Botany]

26. French existential philosphy

[Botany]

20. You forgot

These .... :rofl:

The Stranger
by Albert Camus 

Polio: An American Story
by David Oshinsky

 
Lincoln's Greatest Speech: The Second Inaugural
by Ronald C. White, Jr. bush reading a 300 + page book about 1 speech .......
excuse me what is that a knock @ my door .... another super model w/ a pizza
a bottle of wine and she wants to do my dishes too?)

Promised Land, Crusader State
by Walter McDougall


And this one???????
American Prometheus: The Triumph and Tragedy of J. Robert Oppenheimer by Kai Bird & Martin J. Sherwin

This list is pure b.s.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1997217



 

[im10ashus]

39. It is total b.s.

Such laughable b.s. It's not even remotely believable. I'd give my eye teeth to run a few questions past him.

[npincus]

23. and you forgot this:

[Redstone]

25. Anyone (like me) who really DOES read that much has NO time

left over to keep a list.

Redstone

[EFerrari]

27. And I built the Golden Gate Bridge.

lol

[Botany]

31. Nice Job!

[EFerrari]

32. Thank you, Botany. I hope you and yours are well.

:)

[im10ashus]

38. And I can sell it for you.

B-)

[EFerrari]

42. I bet you could.

:spank:

[im10ashus]

49. Hee.

:evilgrin: Nothing like a good spanking first thing in the morning. :rofl:

[leftofthedial]

28. I call bullshit

that is such a blatant lie.

[kitty1]

30. Maybe he should add; The 7 habits of highly effective people n/t

[tabasco]

34. They think we are just as stupid as Bush.

At least 40% of the US population really is dumber than Bush.

It is those millions that will destroy this Nation.

[Jackpine Radical]

35. Fucken surreal.

[DesertRat]

36. No Friggin' Way

:eyes:

[readermostly]

40. Anything he is reading is in comic book form, imo.

[Dervill Crow]

41. dupe

Dang, shoulda read the whole thread.

[agincourt]

43. Ok now,

where's The Fartbook 2006 in the lineup?

[mnhtnbb]

44. Reading list doesn't mean he's read any of them.

[Jensen]

45. You people got it all wrong.....

this is his wish list !!!!:sarcasm:

[NMMNG]

46. Well, it's not like he's actually leading/serving the country

so he has plenty of free time on his hands. :shrug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

47. Damn WH press office.

They meant to say this is how many book COVERS bunnypants has read this summer.


One word changes everything. :P


Hiya im10! :pals:

[ProfessorGAC]

48. Well, Maybe He Should Just Read The PDB's

We KNOW he doesn't read those.
The Professor

[WI_DEM]

51. Dr. Seuss is too complex for W