Who would have thought he had so much SOUL??? (CAPTION?)

[Crankie Avalon]

"Um...can someone show me how to move my hips, again?"


"Must...try...to look natural...I know, I'll hang off the white lady..."


"So what was it like recording 'Layla' with the legendary Derek, Mr. Domino?"

[acmavm]

1. Those pictures show how shameless and phony this jackass

is. He looks so damn uncomfortable. It's like he's got the world's worst wedgie.

[verse18]

8. His body language speaks volumes. nt

[liberal N proud]

2. How much more bs can they stage in an attempt to make him look human?

Those photos are so fucking phony.

[shain from kane]

3. I guess "Pleasingly Plump" Domino just doesn't work. n/t

[wryter2000]

4. Doc Kupka of Tower of Power has a name for that affliction

It's called Honkey Pox. There isn't enough vaccine in the world to cure this (*^*^(&

[KansDem]

5. Where's the Secret Service in the first photo?

One of those trumpet players could open a spit valve on him, drenching him with dreaded liquid!

[shain from kane]

6. "Where even Richard Nixon got soul".

Campaigner
by Neil Young

I am a lonely visitor.
I came to late to cause a stir,
Though I campaigned all my life
towards that goal.
I hardly slept the night you wept
Our secret's safe and still well kept
Where even Richard Nixon has got soul.
Even Richard Nixon has got
Soul.

Traffic cops are all color blind.
People steal from their own kind.
Evening comes to early for a stroll.
Down neon streets the streaker streaks.
The speaker speaks,
but the truth still leaks,
Where even Richard Nixon has got soul.
Even Richard Nixon has got it,
Soul.

The podium rocks in the crowded waves.
The speaker talks of the beautiful saves
That went down long before
he played this role
For the hotel queens and the magazines,
Test tube genes and slot machines
Where even Richard Nixon got soul.
Even Richard Nixon has got it,
Soul.

Hospitals have made him cry,
But there's always a free way in his eye,
Though his beach just got
too crowded for his stroll.
Roads stretch out like healthy veins,
And wild gift horses strain the reins,
Where even Richard Nixon has got soul.
Even Richard Nixon has got
Soul.

I am a lonely visitor.
I came to late to cause a stir,
Though I campaigned all my life
towards that goal.

[Ino]

7. What's missing in this photo?

Bill on a saxophone.

Of course if was Bill, they'd be parading down Main St. instead of hiding in an empty house.

[Virginia Dare]

9. Got his hands all over some poor woman again...

geez, and they called Bill Clinton a misogynist.