Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute While He Tries To Think

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August 30, 2006 | Issue 42•35

WASHINGTON, DC—In a nationally televised address Monday, President Bush urged all citizens, regardless of race, creed, color, or political affiliation, "to quiet down for just one minute" so he could have "a chance to think."

In a televised address to the nation, Bush called for "a little peace and quiet."

"Every American has an inalienable right to free speech and self-expression," Bush said. "Nonetheless, I call upon the American people to hold off on it for, say, 60 seconds. Just long enough for me to get this all sorted out in my head."

"Please," Bush added.

While the president said achieving a unilateral peace and quiet "would not be easy," he hoped that citizens would respect his wish and work toward a temporary cease-talk so that he could can hear his own thoughts "for once."

"Make no mistake: It will take patience and sacrifice," Bush said. "But such drastic measures could lead to a better tomorrow for all of us, especially for your commander in chief."

Bush then closed his speech by exhaling sharply, tightly closing his eyes, and massaging his temples. "I just—Christ, I just need a goddamn minute, you know?" he said.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52106

[Waya]

1. I think the Nation's been ........

...quiet for too long already........

[Monkeyman]

3. Yep

[Kikosexy2]

7. Shhhh...

be bwery, bwery quiet...I'm hunting wabbits...huh,uh,uhuhuh!!!...Elmer Bush Fudd needs quiet so his hollow mind can actually function or something like that...Nah! make noise people!!!Make noise!!

[Richardo]

2. LOL! Thanks for that.

I know from the headline alone that is was an Onion piece. :rofl:

[Kingshakabobo]

6. I didn't and that's why I'm scared.

I thought, maybe, he went in to one of his "let me finish" tirades.

[RufusEarl]

4. On the count of three we all start yelling, IMPEACH BU$H !!

[Jim__]

5. A minute and a shot of Jack!