Maybe Little Richard could help explain bush's speeches to us.

[Philosoraptor]

He does very well in the Geiko commercial where he helps explain a customer's story. He just sits there translating every sentence, with added zest and flair.

Maybe, just maybe it might help the president sell the most god awful product from hell you could ever dream up. He's just not selling it, try as he might. He reads the teleprompter so desperately, and he looks oh so confused and dislocated, surely the great Little Richard could take the message over the top.

If not Little Richard, maybe Charo?

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. Burt Bacharach!

(piano accompanyment)

We, went to warrrrrrr with Iraq
Aiiiin't no comin' baaaaaack

WMDs, 9 one oooooonnnnnnnnne
Saddam Hussein
Haaad to be donnnnnnnne

Puts food on your family
man and fish living in haaaarmonyyyyyyyy

Heck of a job Brownieeeeeee
Heck
Of
A
Job....

[Philosoraptor]

2. WhoooOOOOooohoo! Help me!

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. Mashed Potatoes and Gravy!

[Bandit]

26. and a fake turkey..

:shrug:

[liberaldemocrat7]

33. A message from George W Bush.

A message from George W Bush:

"Hello New Orleans I have very good news.


I just saved a bundle of money on my auto insurance from Geico."



Yes I made a t shirt of this at http://www.zazzle.com/maximus7

[MADem]

14. A Plus, with a gold star to boot! NT

[MaineDem]

4. Brilliant!

Thanks for the morning chuckle. Actually it was more of an out and out laugh.

:D

[dbt]

5. Props to Little Richard, BUT

I think Henry Rollins ought to get this gig.

:evilgrin:
dbt
Remember New Orleans

[hootinholler]

23. Nah.

Martin Short doing the Edward Grimley character, I must say.

-Hoot

[Philosoraptor]

6. W: "the killers are on the run". Lil Richard: "WhooOOoo! Look out Osama"

[Ishoutandscream2]

7. Bwaaaaaa!!! Great!!

Thanks for the hearty laugh!

[CatWoman]

12. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Cathyclysmic]

8. The commercial with Don LaFontaine doing the voiceovers is a riot.

:D

[Philosoraptor]

9. He too could be helpful in the war on terror.

With his uber dramatic tones and sense of dread, the masculine counterpart to w's wimpiness.

[Cathyclysmic]

10. One man....

Tearing down the tree of Democracy, one branch at at time...

George W. Bush is-

"The Decider"

Starts Friday.

[soup]

11. Bullwinkle

"Hey, Rock, watch me pull a terra threat outta my hat."

Again?

[Philosoraptor]

13. That trick never works!

[AspenRose]

15. "Nuthin' up my sleeve....PRESTO!"

:D

[Philosoraptor]

17. "Wrong hat"! "I take a seven and a half"!

[Golden Raisin]

16. Eeny Weeny Chili Beany...

The Spirits are about to speak!

[soup]

21. Trying to import upsydaisium!

[newyawker99]

27. "I shot an arrow into the air. It fell to earth I know not where."

:-)

[soup]

30. Aha! think I have it.

"There are no war plans on my desk." as told by Bullwinkle

am I right?

Hokey smoke! You're very good! :hi:

[grasswire]

18. haaaa! gread idea!

Bush as done by the great communicators of our pop culture.

I'd like to see him interpreted by Tommy Smothers. Or Bob Newhart.

Hilarious.

[spanone]

19. He's already got the big Dick, why not the little one!

[peekaloo]

20. Garrett Morris, little screen insert, YELLING for the hard of believing.

showing my age.

[hootinholler]

24. I got it! OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT...

:rofl:

-Hoot

[Philosoraptor]

25. for the hard of believing! They are difficult to get through to.

[lpbk2713]

22. Wop-boppa-loobop balop-bam-boom

[opihimoimoi]

28. Tooty and Fruity...donnu which is which....

[Seabiscuit]

29. OK, Little Richard, translate this:

"Fool me once...uh...sh...ummm...shh... shame on you. Fool me twice...uh...er...uh...ummm... can't fool me again."

[leftofthedial]

31. yer killing me!

[SammyWinstonJack]

32. Maybe ** should climb down off his high horse, take the mush out

of his mouth, get off his drugs,take the bug out of his ear and become coherent. Just a thought.