PlanetBev
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:18 AM
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Post your favorite Malloy one-liners |
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I'm feeling pretty depressed and betrayed right now. No doubt in my mind that Mike will re-surface in another venue, but until he does, I need a few laughs.
My favorite is:
"I'd like to twist off Pat Robertson's head, kick it into hell, and let the demons play soccer with it."
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:19 AM
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1. I just love to hear him say "Chucklenuts" |
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He does it with such disdain.
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:19 AM
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2. "Have I mentioned yet tonight.... |
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...how much I hate these people?!?!?"
Hands down, my favorite! Mike will be back!
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:20 AM
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3. See you back here on Monday....I hope so. I really, really do! |
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(My paraphrase of his ie America Friday night sign-off.) :cry:
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Hong Kong Cavalier
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:21 AM
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4. His entire speech about putting the monkey behind the wheel of the car. |
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It's the perfect analogy for what's going on with Iraq, and the claim that "the Democrats don't have a plan".
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Thu Aug-31-06 03:24 PM
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26. I have the MP3 audio of that. I love playing it to right-wingers at work! |
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Thu Aug-31-06 05:26 PM
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28. I just recently discoverd that I have the audio, too. |
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Came on my iTunes Party playlist. Nice surprise
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:22 AM
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Mike... watch your back, brother.
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:26 AM
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6. I'm sure the backstabbers at AAR |
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found that one ironic.
I want names.
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:29 AM
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7. "Those sons of bitches!" |
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Warms the cockles of my heart every time!
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:31 AM
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8. "The Bush crime family" will always be my favorite. |
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:32 AM
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9. Another all time winner |
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Regarding Barbara Bush:
"That uterus of hers has ejected more evil onto this planet than we can imagine."
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:33 AM
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10. "You know who you are. You right-wing lurkers. |
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Sitting in a dark corner, in your underwear, playing with yourself as you listen to this show."
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:34 AM
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Nickname for Limp-balls!
:rofl:
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:36 AM
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:45 AM
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13. "The flying monkey right"... |
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I love Malloy. He gets so worked up sometimes that he says the funniest and most twisted things, which gives me a well-needed belly laugh. Sadly, I've nixed any plans of subscribing to satellite, now.
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:47 AM
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"Raisin-brain."
It just doesn't get much better.
You can just hear the AAR Suit: "Tell Michael I always liked him. It was only buisness."
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Thu Aug-31-06 11:53 AM
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15. Describing the Right-Wingers |
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"Creepy, spidery things crawling out from under rocks."
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Thu Aug-31-06 12:18 PM
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Thu Aug-31-06 01:33 PM
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17. Knuckle dragging (republicans)! |
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Thu Aug-31-06 01:35 PM
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18. "dumber than a sack full of doorknobs" |
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Thu Aug-31-06 01:35 PM
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19. Let me get my ice-pick... n/t |
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Thu Aug-31-06 01:39 PM
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20. "Carpet chewing insane" |
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Thu Aug-31-06 02:14 PM
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22. I loved the Simple Scotty "Quack Quack" Song |
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::watery smile::
What am I gonna do without Mikie?
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Thu Aug-31-06 03:00 PM
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23. Too Stupid to be President Bush |
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Thu Aug-31-06 03:18 PM
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24. Dick "Are the lambs still crying, Clarisse" Cheney. |
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One night he repeated that every time he said Crashcart's name.
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Thu Aug-31-06 03:24 PM
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27. Have I mentioned tonight how much i HATE these people? |
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