John Mark Karr to Seek Guilty Charge as an Independent

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Joe Lieberman Has a New Fan in John Mark Karr (seen here trying to swallow his own mouth)

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(Jivester News, Lmtd.) Stealing a page from Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman, John Mark Karr has decided to continue in his fight to receive a guilty verdict in the death of Jonbenet Ramsey by taking his case “…directly to the people.” In a sternly worded declaration, the lame duck school teacher vowed to continue to seek a guilty verdict against himself in a special “Bust the Sad Boy” election in November.

“I am determined to see this thing through. DNA is anti-democratic in its unwillingness to ignore new facts, or even explore creative ways to bust my ass in the fashion that it must be busted,” said the wan-looking pedagogue. “The finding that I am not Jonbenet’s murderer is just the first half in a three-part contest, and I intend to prevail during sudden death. I hope to be charged as an Independent so I can get to the business of being locked up forever. Listen up, America: vote me guilty in November or the Terrorists will be in first place.”

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http://www.correntewire.com/john_mark_karr_to_seek_guilty_charge_as_an_independent

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1. Te hee hee...

:) He and Lieberman do share one thing: A delusional avoidance of the truth.

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2. Karrmentum