sable302
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Sun Sep-03-06 08:44 PM
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They caught 'Al Qaida #2' again |
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060903/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraqHonestly, isn't this the tenth time this has happened? How many times can one capture the big bad number 2 guy at Al Qaida?
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The Velveteen Ocelot
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Sun Sep-03-06 08:47 PM
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1. There will always be a #2. |
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Whoever is now #3 moves up. If they catch him, they will once again have caught #2. But why don't they ever announce having caught #6 or #9 or #22?
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Sun Sep-03-06 10:42 PM
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13. Take the # 3 job and retire with full benefits... |
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Edited on Sun Sep-03-06 10:58 PM by LaPera
and a lifetime membership to the Country Club!
Number 3 can't be getting much less pay than # 2-Tough job being # 2--
Do they put a fucking bulls-eye on all # 2's?
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Sun Sep-03-06 08:48 PM
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2. They've nabbed over two dozen "Al Qaida #2" s |
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Edited on Sun Sep-03-06 08:53 PM by ShortnFiery
This sh*t is getting old. You'd think with 20 MILLION dollars recently allotted for Propaganda that the crones in the Pentagon's PsyOps Branch could show some creativity and initiative. Well, you'd think ... guess that Dear Leader's lack of intellectual curiosity is filtering down to his henchmen. :P
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Sun Sep-03-06 08:50 PM
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3. Funny how there is never a number 3 or 4. |
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Everybody can't be number 2.
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LaPera
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Sun Sep-03-06 10:32 PM
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12. Nope, # 3 or more doesn't get the sheep jacked up...Keep feeding them #2! |
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Edited on Sun Sep-03-06 10:54 PM by LaPera
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Sun Sep-03-06 08:52 PM
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4. Al Qaida goes through #2s like Spinal Tap goes through drummers, |
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judging from the news reports.
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Sun Sep-03-06 08:53 PM
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5. Until there's only one left. |
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Sun Sep-03-06 08:53 PM
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6. Wake me up when they get Dr. Zawahiri |
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I can't be troubled with the local franchise.
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Sun Sep-03-06 08:53 PM
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Edited on Sun Sep-03-06 08:55 PM by TahitiNut
:rofl: They'll never catch Osama bin Hertz, though. :rofl: :rofl: ... or Osama bin Thrifty.
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Sun Sep-03-06 09:24 PM
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8. Well the war must be over now ,, Bring em' home |
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Sun Sep-03-06 09:25 PM
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in college said he always wanted to be number 3. There was just too much competition between 1 and 2.
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Sun Sep-03-06 09:27 PM
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10. the entire concept of al Qaeda |
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is a big neocon load of number two
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Sun Sep-03-06 10:04 PM
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I believe that was "Iraqi al-Qaida number 2" there are still many more #2's to round up for the posse. Has anyone seen Lichtenstein's "al-Qaida number 2 guy" or is he still on the loose?
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Sun Sep-03-06 10:44 PM
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14. No...I think it's about the 63rd time!! |
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Sun Sep-03-06 11:02 PM
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15. Except for bin Laden, who ISN'T #2? |
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Mon Sep-04-06 08:35 AM
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17. It made the FRONT PAGE of our liberal Gannett newspaper. |
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:sarcasm:
Reading the article you'd think this guy was the mastermind of all masterminds. Never fucking heard of him till this: B U L L S H I T
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