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Tue Sep-05-06 08:58 AM
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1. "I dunno, let's start a war......HERE!" |
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Tue Sep-05-06 09:02 AM
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2. No Sir, that is North Korea - we don't do that until late 2007 |
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Tue Sep-05-06 09:04 AM
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3. President Bush is shown unsuccessfully trying to ... |
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Edited on Tue Sep-05-06 09:05 AM by Blackwell Sucks
point out Washington DC on a map of Virginia and Maryland.
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Tue Sep-05-06 09:08 AM
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4. Sir, As per your directive... |
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...we've completed an exhaustive investigation. As best as we can tell, the location of Santa Claus' Elven workshop is located somewhere within this grid.....
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Tue Sep-05-06 09:13 AM
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5. "'New' Mexico? When the fuck did that happen?" |
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Tue Sep-05-06 09:13 AM
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6. Yes sire, that is indeed Eritrea, our one ally on the War in Terra |
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Tue Sep-05-06 09:15 AM
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7. Are you sure that's how I get home? |
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Tue Sep-05-06 09:15 AM
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8. Sleeves rolled up for serious "presidentin"....... |
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Tue Sep-05-06 09:35 AM
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9. Here's your problem young man |
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The Corliolis labidation is happening because you have the Comtrek capacitor incorrectly inverted to the CLytron stablilizer link. Just because I have an MBA doesn't mean that I don't understand rocket science.
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Tue Sep-05-06 09:37 AM
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Tue Sep-05-06 05:10 PM
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19. this wins as my favorite |
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Tue Sep-05-06 09:40 AM
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11. Hmmmm .... lemmee see. Poland .... Poland ... Poland. |
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I KNOW it's gotta be here somewhere.
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Tue Sep-05-06 09:43 AM
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12. So if that's the cinnabon, where's the restrooms? |
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Tue Sep-05-06 09:44 AM
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13. I want a bombing run on THIS piggly wiggly right here |
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Tue Sep-05-06 09:51 AM
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14. "Good thing I rolled up my sleeves" |
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"Otherwise people might think I was sight seeing instead of working." "See that's how you tell the difference. Sleeves rolled up - working. Sleeves rolled down - sight seeing."
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Tue Sep-05-06 09:57 AM
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15. Now here's Crawford, Mr. President, and |
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here's Cindy Sheehan's Peace House. If you use a smart bomb, you should be able to take it out easily, and then after that you can deploy a sub to take out the Clinton Library.
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Tue Sep-05-06 10:33 AM
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16. "Now I want you boys to take the brush piles from this side of the ranch |
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and move them over to this side. That way I can cut brush on a different part of the ranch next week.
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Tue Sep-05-06 10:35 AM
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17. These instructions don't make a bit of sense! |
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They don't tell me how to load Ms. PacMan at all!
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Tue Sep-05-06 10:38 AM
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18. "So , here's where I keep mah DARK blue checkered shirts..." |
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"but I chose the light blue one today "...
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Tue Sep-05-06 05:19 PM
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20. and this here, Mr. President, is the secret bar you ordered. nt |
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Tue Sep-05-06 05:29 PM
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21. "Over which river and through which woods?" |
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"Wanna git ta Gramma's in time for dessert. Meh-heh-hehheh"
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Tue Sep-05-06 05:31 PM
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22. Now, Mr. President, this is what we call a "map." Most of the lines |
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represent roads, but others represent county boundaries."
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"Uh, no sir, the District of Columbia isn't a county."
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