White House Points to Link Between Social Security and HIV/AIDS

[Ernesto]

The White House has pointed to a new study that links Social Security payments to HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. The new findings seem to vindicate the President's desire to gut the current system in favor of younger workers taking their shot at the big money to be made playing the stock market, strictly for health reasons.

http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=871

[DBoon]

1. satire, thank god

I almost believed it for a second

[hyphenate]

2. Okay.....

:rofl:

[NanceGreggs]

3. The truly sad part here ...

... is that it's hard to tell the difference between satire and Bush's real policies.

Ya can't tell the players without a scorecard, folks!

[Surya Gayatri]

4. LOL! and just about as credible

as the one about links between Saddam and Al-Queda! SG