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Wed Sep-06-06 08:51 AM
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Hilarious sign offs suggested for Katie Couric |
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Edited on Wed Sep-06-06 08:53 AM by Cleita
on "The Stephanie Miller Show". Among them.
"You believe me, don't you?" "I'm a rich bitch." "Good night and good grooming." "America, keep your legs crossed."
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Wed Sep-06-06 08:54 AM
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1. Th,,,,,Th,,,,, Th,,,,Th,,,,Th,,,,Th |
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Wed Sep-06-06 08:54 AM
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Wed Sep-06-06 08:56 AM
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3. Sucking ass for that paycheck is grand and goodnight. |
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Wed Sep-06-06 08:56 AM
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4. "perky doesn't cover it" |
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Wed Sep-06-06 08:57 AM
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5. 'That's it for 'TODAY' and I'm out of here..........' |
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Edited on Wed Sep-06-06 08:58 AM by Double T
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Wed Sep-06-06 08:58 AM
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6. If you think I get paid too much.... |
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.... then YOU try reading a teleprompter with Bush's cock in YOUR mouth!
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Wed Sep-06-06 10:18 AM
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Wed Sep-06-06 09:05 AM
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"Buh-BYE!"
Said with that insane grimace of hers.
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Wed Sep-06-06 09:11 AM
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Accompanied by making a fist then tapping it on the chest over the heart twice, kissing the first two fingers and then making the peace sign.
But that's just because I enjoy the sound and smell of synapses popping and sizzling when presented with someone like Couric doing that.
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Wed Sep-06-06 10:48 AM
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20. That's the one. I'd probably watch her if she'd do that. Or just bring |
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back Dan's "Courage." That was pretty surreal, too.
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Wed Sep-06-06 09:13 AM
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9. "And THAT'S the way we tell you it is". |
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Wed Sep-06-06 09:26 AM
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10. Here's a couple they MIGHT AS WELL use... |
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"For tonight's sign off, visit CBS News dot com, forward slash sign off"
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"This sign off is sponsored by Levitra—ask your Doctor about Levitra—and by Outback Steakhouse, where you can try the all-new Victoria's Crowned Filet..."
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Wed Sep-06-06 09:28 AM
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Wed Sep-06-06 09:47 AM
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Wed Sep-06-06 09:41 AM
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12. Navy Seals Rock! Now Bite Me! n/t |
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Wed Sep-06-06 09:46 AM
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13. "Bend over and spread 'em with a smile, America!" |
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Wed Sep-06-06 09:49 AM
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15. I hope they don't bring religion into the sign off |
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like God Bless America or Go in Peace.
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Wed Sep-06-06 09:50 AM
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"Good Night, And if you don't keep watching ME, then CBS will hire Starr Jones as my replacement!"
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Wed Sep-06-06 09:57 AM
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17. "That's tonight's news because you can't handle the truth" |
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Wed Sep-06-06 10:10 AM
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"That's the news for tonight. I'm Katie Couric, and you're screwed."
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Wed Sep-06-06 10:50 AM
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21. My favorite thus far: "That's what they tell me anyway." nt |
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Wed Sep-06-06 04:26 PM
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23. Fill up the bong bitch, I'm coming home. |
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Wed Sep-06-06 05:00 PM
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24. "Good Night, Mr. President and God Bless" |
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