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Wed Sep-06-06 07:30 PM
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Help Katie come up with a new sign off slogan! |
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I am sure we can come with some good ones!!!:evilgrin: :smoke: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/09/05/eveningnews/main1967335.shtmlBe sure to post your entries here too.... :popcorn:
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:31 PM
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1. "I'm not a newscaster but I play one on TV" |
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:36 PM
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7. or I am not a journalist but I play one on tv. n//t |
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:32 PM
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:33 PM
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4. "Seig Heil! I'm whorin' for Bushco" |
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:33 PM
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5. "Don't Worry....Be Happy!" |
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:35 PM
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6. " No worry..Go shopping" |
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:36 PM
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8. On the good ship lollipop..... |
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:38 PM
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10. Here's a few from Stephanie Miller's show and |
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Wed Sep-06-06 08:43 PM
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29. "Good night and good grooming." |
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Edited on Wed Sep-06-06 08:44 PM by Patsy Stone
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:39 PM
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11. As a bought and paid for infotainment "news" whore, anything other |
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than, "Good Night and Keep the Change", is utter bullshit.
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:44 PM
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:40 PM
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13. "And that's how I'm told it is" |
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:41 PM
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14. "....and that's the news. I hope it wasn't a real buzzkill for you!" |
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So where are the f*cking "Terms and Conditions" that we're suppose to agree to??? I've looked all over the CBS Evening News page and can't find them, yet I'm suppose to agree to them (?????) I hope this isn't a harbinger for CBS News...
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:41 PM
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15. good night and don't forget to drink the Kool Aid n/t |
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:42 PM
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16. "If you believe that shit you're dumber than I look." |
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:42 PM
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17. "Fuck you all!" **holds up both middle fingers** |
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We've come a long way since "A Face In The Crowd"*
*Classic Andy Griffith Movie.
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:44 PM
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18. "If you want real news, why are you watching TV?" nm |
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:48 PM
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20. Leave the money on the nightstand!! |
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Wed Sep-06-06 07:50 PM
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21. "and I'm a lying vagina, good night." n/t |
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Fri Sep-08-06 07:12 PM
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43. This would be better if she calmly delivered it in German. |
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Wed Sep-06-06 08:10 PM
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22. This is Katie Fellatio... |
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If at first you don't succeed...keep on suckin'!
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Wed Sep-06-06 08:13 PM
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23. "I'm Katie Couric....watering down the news so it's easier to swallow." |
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Wed Sep-06-06 08:15 PM
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24. "Goodnight, I hope you enjoyed your civil rights." |
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Fri Sep-08-06 01:50 AM
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36. I think you mean civil privileges. nt |
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Wed Sep-06-06 08:19 PM
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25. Good night, Howard Beale, wherever you are |
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Peter Finch as Howard Beale from the motion picture Network by Sidney Lumet (1975) form American Rhetoric
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Wed Sep-06-06 08:24 PM
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26. "I'm Rush Limbaugh's cumslut, and have a pleasant tomorrow." |
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Wed Sep-06-06 08:39 PM
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27. Its my party and I will GOP if I want to |
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Wed Sep-06-06 08:42 PM
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28. Good night, and remember: |
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Nothing you've heard here tonight is the truth.
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Wed Sep-06-06 09:13 PM
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30. "And *that's* the way they say it is..." |
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Fri Sep-08-06 12:24 AM
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32. Go Fuck Yourself America and Thanks for stopping by |
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Fri Sep-08-06 12:46 AM
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33. Does my botox make me seem more credible? |
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Fri Sep-08-06 12:51 AM
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34. In SHORT, I'm Katie Couric |
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Fri Sep-08-06 01:45 AM
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35. You like me! You really like me! nt |
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Fri Sep-08-06 01:51 AM
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38. "And thats the bottom line" |
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Fri Sep-08-06 05:32 PM
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40. Buh-Bye, Buh-Bye, Buh-Bye Now, Buh bye |
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Fri Sep-08-06 05:36 PM
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41. Got a laugh out of this line |
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<<If nothing else, it will be a lot of fun reading your ideas and, who knows, maybe one will actually stick.<<
Knowing the sharp, witty minds here, the CBS Webmaster will be extremely busy for the next couple of days. First GM, now CBS. When are they gonna learn not to set themselves up like this???
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Fri Sep-08-06 07:11 PM
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42. Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party! |
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...now let's start the music "springtime for Hitler"
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Fri Sep-08-06 07:18 PM
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44. "Looking Good, and that's enough for now". n/t |
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Fri Sep-08-06 07:41 PM
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45. "No talking, keep shopping." Stepford Wives: Supermarket Announcer. |
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Fri Sep-08-06 07:44 PM
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46. How about a lead in, instead of a sign off? |
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Since Katie is so cutting edge, maybe she could run onto the set, like a cheerleader on crack, screaming
"Two Bits, Four Bits, Six Bits a Dollar, if you like my new (haircut/shoes/lip gloss/outfit/short skirt) stand up and hollar!"
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Fri Sep-08-06 07:53 PM
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47. I'm not a lightweight. I'm not.! |
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I am Zena the Warrior Princess. I really am.
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