The Solution On The ABC Crock-umentary That Will Work 4 Everyone

[stopbush]

Here it is: ABC can go ahead and show the faked scenes in their crock-umentary, as long as they roll the
following throughout the entire scene:

THE SCENE YOU ARE WATCHING IS FICTIONAL.

IT NEVER HAPPENED.

WE HAVE INCLUDED IT BECAUSE THIS SPECIAL WAS
WRITTEN BY A BUSH-SUPPORTING HACK WHO WISHES TO
DEFLECT BLAME AWAY FROM THE PERSON WHO WAS ON WATCH
WHEN THE 9/11 ATTACKS HAPPENED.

THAT PERSON WAS PRESIDENT BUSH.

IN FACT, PRESIDENT CLINTON TRIED HIS BEST TO
CAPTURE OR KILL OSAMA BIN LADEN, BUT HIS EFFORTS
WERE BLOCKED BY REPUBLICANS LIKE ORRIN HATCH.

BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE.

WAR IS PEACE.


This way, ABC/RW gets their fake scenes aired and the truth squad gets a disclaimer.

Whaddaya think?

[quinnox]

1. sounds good

no disagreement

In fact, this statement should run on the bottom of the screen during the movie like a ticker does on the cable news channels.

[mazzarro]

2. That works for me! -- n/t

[Double T]

3. Change 'Ovaltine' to 'Kool-Aid'..........

then you've got IT.

[stopbush]

4. I can't change it. It's a reference to "A Christmas Story." Sorry.

[NanceGreggs]

5. LOVE IT!!!

:toast:

[kurth]

6. How about: "IT'S 2006. WHERE IS OSAMA BIN LADEN?"

Eating well and living well among friends, courtesy of Bush's "great ally" Pakistan.

[Sinti]

7. Works great, except one little thing - people don't read

They won't read the disclaimer. They'll believe the visuals they see on the TV instead. People believe cars blow up and flip over if you shoot at them, or if they catch fire by other means, because they've seen it on TV. TV is killing America.
:argh:

[stopbush]

8. If they roll the disclaimer like the crawl used in the Star Wars® movies

they'll read it...while probably missing the dialogue.

[Sinti]

9. That's a damn good idea. Maybe they could have a voice over for it, too

just in case. :)

[stopbush]

11. I wonder what James Earl Jones is up to these days?

[wiggs]

10. The full impact of having MSM under GOP/corporate control

is just starting to be realized. Biased reporting and slanted pundit talk shows are mild compared to the potential degree of manipulation of public opinion we are starting to see. We are closer today to state-run media than we were yesterday.

[bunny planet]

12. Spot on. I'll start holding my breath now.

[Shadoobie]

13. They should do what M.Moore did

If they really want to claim that the miniseries is based on fact, they should post a reward of $10,000 for anyone that finds any of the facts to be wrong. Just like Michael Moore did with F911. I am sure they would get some extra viewers this way.

Greg