Project X ACTION ALERT!!!! Highest Priority!!!!!

[mikelewis]

The Fat Man has issued an emergency action alert....

All teams switch to code: Alpha Alpha Beta

For immediate release:

Reynard sniffs a hen but do not cark at Betty's. Booker plays with mice while Sod looks astute. Maintain course and direction, steady as she blows.

XSYIK BUNDC CRHPE SQKNK DKZQS ZQQPX HZRVJ OLWTP NGSEX PGTHT WSMBC PLSBH OHNSS BSCGD NFVLL SWBWF GKHRP EWEHL ABDZJ VWEPO VXTSO GRBYE UPMXG BUQPN OMFHH CYTYE KXRDP KIMCX JKYXI FBRKR HAAMB QIVDH NOKZC CEWNV FLMLC GTCSE GKBFN AAVLM RJQGV YWPTK UAXKO CXKYM LTPUC DTJEZ HUWAF RIJPG PSSOS BQCRJ HEIXW QOXXI BOWVL NKZPF CZNBK XAOPD BNGDM PUOJZ XUPUW DHEMU ZKNQS HZAGA DSUQD WKWVP OHPKU GCNAB VBNMN EJWQT SYITT ENQRW PIPCW LGZLB BOWRQ FMGYS MEWOS RJLTM SQQKO TCFPR UWNJU JWRWS Y

As always, when you speak in tongues, you sound with Jahvey. Take the mug that's handed to you and drink every drop. Watch out for Faux Crier, one if by land, two if by sea... he is coming.

Signed,
the Fat Man

[shadowknows69]

1. Red team go!

The penguin waddles alone on the tundra.

[Maat]

2. Play in the beautiful green meadow.

I love lavender-colored butterflies!

[mikelewis]

18. Lavender is most definitely NOT in season...

I'd try yellow. Come evening, the wings dance in the sunlight.

[Maat]

54. Check (n/t)!

[Ptah]

3. Three to the left

Three to the right

[mikelewis]

9. Hold until thaw and we will walk through the feilds...

hand in hand. Stock up the cupboards and cinch up the belt. You are cleared for go.

[Ptah]

17. Lift, I said LIFT!

[mikelewis]

23. The buckles will break and the limbs will bend...

It's better to practice with the band than play the piano while no one's listening.

[Vincardog]

77. The pot is cracked you bought it you can keep it down

[bigluckyfeet]

93. Bar-B-Q

coming shortly.

[petgoat]

96. wizickle. Bork, braggle pof tof beedle nt

[applegrove]

4. YOU HAVE BROKEN PROTOCOL... Abort!

[skids]

90. From the looks of things...

The "radio silence" was called off from the top for good reason -- what an unexpectedly wonderful bonus this is! I didn't think the low profile was adding much to Project X security anyway, frankly, and this pickup is definitely worth the risk. Once you've decoded it you'll agree, I'm sure.

[seabeyond]

5. lol lol ol lmao. bah hahhaha. too funny for words

wink wink

[Raffi Ella]

6. Roger Over

Left, 2 O'Clock,green

Over and Out.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

7. Thanks Mike. Done.

[TheDebbieDee]

8. The dog barks at midnight..............

the grass is brown.........

Lima, Charlie, Oscar, Oscar

[IChing]

10. The Brit was baking a hume for dinner until the french maid came

I repeat
The Brit was baking a hume for dinner until the french maid came

[mikelewis]

15. That's what I love about winter...

Deep snows and yellow ribbons adorn the patriots mansion while the lamb trembles at the proximity of the wolf. Well... *sigh* the fat man always said it'd come to this.

[Sydnie]

42. Insanely twisted rabbits and not a drop to drink

Background is mellow yellow and flushed. Leonora rides the painted pony but tells sweet lies. Full monty may be needed to suceed.

[mikelewis]

51. If it's yellow, let it mellow...

if it's brown flush it down. (However, they'd have to be stark raving mad to try it) Your call.

[Sydnie]

67. Apply directly to the forehead?

Already? Wow, the marbles will be frozen soon then. Skate on through.

[mikelewis]

68. "It puts the lotion on it's skin"

Confirmed.

[clmbohdem]

11. Roger roger.

[RoyGBiv]

12. Roger Dodger
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=Cm9c

[Subdivisions]

52. We'll have to check with Control...we might need to

analyze and revise, ie:

MgAWlXvfI8mV4BfA1wVC4NDpJ/DNMt2D073ROZ1DQggArzleCrFd/vY/cJL+GeXe

[Synnical]

13. Don't forget that that Nuns are saving the

condoms and the Lady in Black is outraged and Nixon isn't dead and um Gore won in 2000 and Dr. Stangelove controls the Earth.

[cspanlovr]

14. A winks' as good as a nod to a blind bat.

[mikelewis]

26. I know a hawk from a handsaw...

But I said, He is coming!!!!

[Glorfindel]

32. No, why, repeat WHY is a Raven like a Writing-desk?

There is a superfluity of hawk and very little handsaw (though HERNSHAW would have been more to my liking, but who am I?)

[mikelewis]

37. On a mountain, the voice said I AM...

so isn't it interesting that Descarte based the reality of his existence on the phrase, "I think, therefore I am." Come back when the snow melts off the cedars and the wind blows from the east. (The chastisement wasn't aimed at you, so don't get your panties in a bunch!) The hummngbird wizard has returned from the East, he is coming.

[Synnical]

31. The Faces!!

Nod Is As Good As A Wink...To A Blind Horse

Oh Cindy ain't you noticed that several of your friends have moved on
And the street outside is just a little too quiet
And your local papers
run out of news
I'm not persuading you or disengaging you
But Cindy you and me we've got to move
Can you refuse, no time to lose
We'll hit the high road early this morning
So don't be late, don't hesitate
This dream can pass just as fast as lightning
And Cindy and incidentally baby ain't putting you on
Can you refuse, no time to lose
We'll hit the high road early this morning
So don't be late, don't hesitate
This dream can pass just as fast as lightning
Oh Cindy don't you worry 'cause between us we can make it through
There ain't nothing no no nothing in the world I can do without you
So Cindy get your coat on leave the rent with the gent in the penthouse
Turn your music so loud let's attract a big crowd
We'll drink a round to this town and bid goodbye


Ron Wood Rod Stewart Ian McLagan 1973

I have a tenative job offer in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Seriously considering it.

-Cindy in Fort Lauderdale

Edit: FU typo

[Vincardog]

78. A winks' as good as a nod to a blind WHOM

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

16. Sing the body electric

except when the refrigerator is plugged into the toaster.

Sing Louie Louie verse two and bake a potato for Chester.

That is all.

[Glorfindel]

19. Dear Pilgrim: See "Roughing It," by Mark Twain for wisdom

Q*U*O*T*E:
"Polygamy dissembles majesty; extracts redeem polarity; causes
hitherto exist. Ovations pursue wisdom, or warts inherit and
condemn. Boston, botany, cakes, folony undertakes, but who shall
allay? We fear not. Yrxwly,
HEVACE EVEELOJ."

Infest the poor widow. Her lord's effects will be void.

[Botany]

20. I have found the mole

Shred the Lettuce ..... repeat ..... Shred the lettuce

[Sydnie]

27. I knew you would find Waldo!

[Sydnie]

21. Green and red swim together - chew man, chew!

[Botany]

25. Time to cuddle .... Time to cuddle

:hi: Sydnie

[Glorfindel]

28. Dear God, has it really come to this?

I never, never, never thought I'd live to see the day. Fu Manchu, indeed. Sadly, sadly.

[flyarm]

41. yes the infiltration by the fox has been confirmed..go to your team

immediately and get prepared, this will be a very serious take down operation...

there will be no leaves..all leaves are canceled until further notification.

have your equipment ready for a long dispatch..

there will be no excuses for unpreparedness..

you will be in team 4

do not, i repeat , do not say the project name to anyone but your teamates..

and only when ordered to do so.

please get prepared..

we have a very serious situation here..with a mole..and we will flush this mole out ..no matter how difficult this operation may be!

fly

[Sydnie]

44. Reporting in Captain, my Captain Crunch

[flyarm]

74. i knew you could be counted on agent Sydnie,,you

have your assignment and i wish you success with your mission..we will meet at the designated drop off..

and hopefully be able to have a drink together...

stay safe in your maneuver, and your assignment.

be careful..of the fox in the hole..the hiney hole...the fox comes out rank in odor..and very full of himself..

keep that to yourself..no need to frighten your agents..they will do a superb job i am sure with your leadership!

be safe my friend..and i hope we both make it to our final destination safely , with our charges safe as well..

i'll buy the drink when we capture this dispicable mole!

there is nothing as dangerous as a cornered fox..that is rat like...and rabid ..when outed for all to see...

wishing you a safe mission!

fly

[mikelewis]

53. Do not lose focus!

Let the cleaners do their job. Stay on course and maintain current heading.

[mikelewis]

33. Pray for the fish.

They won't know what hit them when the sin starts rolling off. Cool, Cool water.

[BlueStorm]

22. Moon is at 25 degrees Taurus, Pisces on the Acension

The marshmallows are cooked and the dog is wagging.

Take two asprins and spin in a circle. The Brit is traveling ill.

Tango, Charlie, Charlie, over and out.

Blue

[Sydnie]

65. Mango Tango Blue ... in the morning when the doves fly

Ration the light bulbs, we are bright here.

[BlueStorm]

75. Tango, Baker, Zulu...

The Blue Hurricane is at Category 3, the Red Barn is going down.

Alpha Priority 1, Baker, Kite, Zulu--8317, over and out.


Blue

[DearAbby]

24. The wagons are circled....

It's a square deal...


repeat

The wagons are circled....It's a square deal.

[autorank]

29. "Lewis, do you have the frequency?" Follow these direction

εν αρχη εποιησεν ο θεος τον ουρανον και την γην

η δε γη ην αορατος και ακατασκευαστος και σκοτος επανω
της αβυσσου και πνευμα θεου επεφερετο επανω του υδατος

και ειπεν ο θεος γενηθητω φως και εγενετο φως

[mikelewis]

46. Received...

Ο ΛΟΡΔΟΣ είναι ο ποιμένας μου Δεν θα θελήσω. Αυτός maketh εγώ για να ξαπλώσει στα πράσινα λιβάδια αυτός leadeth εγώ εκτός από τα ακόμα ύδατα. Αυτός restoreth η ψυχή μου: αυτός leadeth εγώ στις πορείες της ευθύτητας για τη χάρη του ονόματός του. Yea, αν και περπατώ μέσω της κοιλάδας της σκιάς του θανάτου, δεν θα φοβηθώ κανένα κακό: για σε τέχνη με με η ράβδος δική σου και το προσωπικό δικος σου με ανακουφίζουν. Εσύ o πιό πρεπαρεστ ένας πίνακας ενώπιον μου παρουσία των εχθρών ορυχείων: εσύ o πιό ανοηντεστ το κεφάλι μου με το πετρέλαιο το φλυτζάνι μου runneth. Σίγουρα η καλοσύνη και το έλεος θα με ακολουθήσουν όλες οι ημέρες της ζωής μου: και θα κατοικήσω στο σπίτι του ΛΟΡΔΟΥ για πάντα. Τώρα καταλαβαίνετε γιατί κανένας καταλαβαίνει τις αποκαλύψεις; Όταν John έγραψε από Patmos, έπρεπε επίσης να μιλήσει στις γλώσσες έτσι ώστε άλλοι δεν θα καταλάβαιναν εύκολα τις οδηγίες που μετέδωσε στις εκκλησίες στην Τουρκία. Πόσο παράξενα όμορφος που η ιστορία τόσο ευγενικά επαναλαμβάνει ο ίδιος. Είμαι ευτυχής ότι λάβατε το μήνυμα, ίσως εκείνοι που κατασκοπεύουν σε μας θα λάβουν το μήνυμα επίσης. Buth έπειτα πάλι... Κανένας επιδιορθώνει έναν παλαιό επενδύτη με ένα κομμάτι το ύφασμα, γιατί η πληρότητά της τραβά μακρυά από τον επενδύτη και το δάκρυ παίρνει χειρότερα. Οι άνθρωποι δεν βάζουν το νέο κρασί στα παλαιά wineskins. Διαφορετικά η έκρηξη δερμάτων, τα χυσίματα κρασιού έξω, και τα δέρματα είναι. Μάλλον, χύνουν το νέο κρασί στα φρέσκα wineskins, και τα δύο συντηρούνται." Αλλά κάποιος μπορεί ακόμα να ελπίσει για εκείνους που χάνονται.

[flyarm]

30. my team is up and ready..we have spotted the fox in the woods..

we will take all necessary precautions...

and will use the codes issued by the first team.

No extraordinary warnings are needed for my team we know what our mission is..and we will destroy the object of our mission!

one last question..is the fox still in the woods??

we will crush and destroy the fox..

rendition planes must be available for the fox...we want no mercy for this mole..

our people will not do the cruel questioning of this filth..we will leave that up to others..

will we be assured he gets the same treatment he has been responsible for with others?

i do not want my agents to be put in a unsafe position, or wasting time..if this filth does not get what he deserves..

we are on our move to the secondary ..

we are prepared to follow instructions..upon the capture of this mole..

watches are synchronized..locations prepared...

we are a go...

fly

[Botany]

34. Has Agent Bluebear been notified?

He has the keys to the WMDs & the code book.

[flyarm]

39. funked out.. funked out...agent Bluebear take your

coordinates!!..

we need the keys..you are putting my agent in danger..we need the keys..

do we have two moles here??

team one do you hear me..do we have a possible second mole??

in the britney hills ..we have a fox mole..is there another i have no been advised of..

contact immediately..

i will not put my agents at risk of the stink fox..

and Bluebear is not responding...

get back to me immediately ..or i will call my men off...

they are close to capture of the fox..i need a response immediately!

fly

[Bluebear]

91. Bluebear go.

Keys in place, keys in place, keys in place.


Judy Collins Was A Sixties Singer.

[stillcool]

35. ...out west...

where you vacation, the aspens will already be turning. They turn in clusters, because their roots connect them. Come back to work – and life.

[mikelewis]

38. Yep...

[CoffeeCat]

36. Ready....BREAK!!

Thanks for the reminder.

I'll pump up the daffodils. I've got the forks covered and we've got plenty of room in the howl minerals.

Dave, you have the clandestine tea posts, right?

I'll need to rendezvous with you at (2+2)/18-4+18(24)-3.111

Don't forget the pandora markers. Essential for ferret traction!

[Subdivisions]

45. No, no, no! You got it backwards!

Don't forget the ferret markers. Essential for pandora traction!

[longship]

40. Wounds my heart with monotonous languor.

Repeat: Wounds my heart with monotonous languor.

[mikelewis]

56. LOL!!!

...that kills me. Do you think it's ready or should we wait a week?

[longship]

61. Those were the words that activated the French Resistance on D-Day.

Broadcast from Auntie Beeb.

This is London Calling -- 6 Jun 1944 - Short excerpts, including "Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor".
(MP3 file. Click to listen; Right click to download.)
(12 minutes long, about 3 MB)

[mikelewis]

66. I know...

Seeing it here makes me giddy with delight. Fitting don't you think? Though this is nonsense, it's nice to at least associate with a time when men and women would stand up to evil. Now, sadly, we play as children... then they lived as heroes.

[Ready4Change]

43. Alpha Alpha Beta? Holy Crap!?!

Who would've thought it would ever some to this?

[Subdivisions]

47. Mobilization to Control: Hey, Control!

Who put the wang in the wang-a-langa-ding-dong?

[Generic Other]

48. Start Geronimo's Cadillac

The bunkers are ready

[Proud2BAmurkin]

49. AFFIRMATIVE

.

[Swamp Rat]

50. .- .-.. .-.. ... -..- ... - . -- ... --. --- .-.-.-

[MsKandice01]

55. Sod looks ASTUTE?!?!?

That can't be right! The jackal hasn't even begun to moo yet! Stop being such an alarmist! Next you'll be telling me that the table is on the purple highway. :eyes:

[mikelewis]

57. Please change to Alpha Alpha Beta

for Crissakes!!!

[MsKandice01]

64. Wow, you guys are serious...

Okay. Changing to Alpha Alpha Beta. The kangaroo is now jogging in the orange sand. I repeat! The kangaroo is now jogging in the orange sand!!

[SeattleGirl]

58. Uplink is ready. Repeat: Uplink is ready.

Code word is on its way.

[mikelewis]

60. You might want to hold off on that for a day or two...

until you report into your handler. Everything still looks okay but give charwoman a chance to open the door first.

[TexasLawyer]

59. A harsh rain falls

upon my Humidor, and I fear it will become Brittle.

There is a stench of wet trash-fire, and it is only Thursday. We shall have to cast this Humidor out with the other garbage.

[Subdivisions]

62. Be sure to empty it of

Cubans before you exile it. I'll take two for highway.

[TexasLawyer]

88. Do not speak of Cubans,

For south of Las Tunas lies madness. There, the Eagle soars like she's never soared before.

She must rest safely upon her perch before you take the on-ramp.

Duh!

[mikelewis]

63. What good does a box serve, if not to guard against the rain?

"Bring it on" I believe? Let them come, we are ready. Only a fool casts out a snake before the venom is harvested. Patience is a virtue. Trust in the fat man.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

69. OMG! I'm late! The Bluebird sings at Midnight!

repeat - The Bluebird sings at Midnight!

Whoo hooo! :woohoo:

[mikelewis]

70. There you go Patton...

always charging in when you should wait. Even a young philly grows tame when shackled to the team, however the spirit can sometimes affect the whole. Set your watch to the Glacier and then we'll see what happens.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

72. damn! Stand-down again?!

I was so up for it tonight. :(


On a good note, I saw an Impeach Cheney Now! stand at the corner of Couch and 12th in Portland today. Filled my heart with joy. :)

[mikelewis]

73. If all goes well...

you'll see glory.

... and you should snap a picture and post it.

[LSK]

71. how did this get out of the private forum??

The people at FOX might catch wind of this!!!

[ourbluenation]

76. LEVITY BREVITY PANCAKES NOW!

[helderheid]

103. now? Certainly plates of camping beans are stale!

[lpbk2713]

79. All is in readiness at Site X-ray Tango

Meet me on frequency Beta 37 at the appointed time. We will discuss cached resources.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

80. the aspens are turning

or whatever

[Hissyspit]

81. As always, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, especially re: Path To 9/11

[Pachamama]

82. It ain't over till the Fat Man sings....

Switching to Alpha Alpha Beta!

:hi:

[Dem2theMax]

83. NUTS!

nt

[file83]

84. UPDATE epsilon:

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B-)

[calimary]

85. And out west, where you vacation, the aspens will already be turning.

And when they turn, they turn in clusters.

Pass it on.

[mikelewis]

97. How much would you pay to find out what that means...

Hopefully before Libby commits suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head a few times he'll finally let us know what that meant.

[tuvor]

86. Dear God, I hope Brit Hume doesn't find out about THIS caper!

As long as he keeps typing "democratic-underground.com" I think we'll be all right.

[Zorra]

87. Quantum processor is on line.

We now have a direct path into their minds.

Time to roll.

[NanceGreggs]

89. ATTENTION ALL UNITS ...

Switch to new coordinates, Alpha Romeo Triumph Audi Mercedes Volvo

THIS IS NOT A TEST. Repeat: THIS IS NOT A TEST.

You have five minutes to abandon ship - five minutes and counting
time minus 4 minutes and 59 seconds, time minus 4 minutes and 58 seconds, time minus 4 minutes and 57 seconds ...

Someone grab the Goddamned cat.

Last message from command post: "I say we take the shuttle and nuke the whole thing from space - it's the only way to be sure."

[eridani]

94. I didn't log on until just now.

I'm afraid I really fucked up. Sorry. Now, what was that backup plan again?

[NanceGreggs]

95. Password entered: "Ididntlogonuntiljustnow" ...

Password status: CLEARED

Security status: LEVEL XIII

Backup plan: Report to A Level, Division 6, for further instructions

Salary: Commensurate with experience

Responsibilities: Like, okay, whatever ...

Mood: Optional

Dress code: Something festive!

BYOB

[janx]

105. Check

[McCamy Taylor]

92. This clearly calls for Plan 9.

The old one must be sacrificed. Re-land on Earth. Send the old one to enter a
dwelling. Then cut off the electrokinetic and turn on your ship's decomposure
ray. The result will astound those watching. Astound them enough to delay their
attention until you have gained your other recruits from the cemetery.

:freak:

[Lilith Velkor]

98. Goo ga, goo ga

goo goo ga ga!

[ehrnst]

99. As Sylvia once said:

Mercy, it's the Revolution, and I'm in my bathrobe.

[Raffi Ella]

100. Roger that

Switching to new coordinates, "Alpha Romeo Triumph Audi Mercedes Volvoz"

Coordinates updated,will update my crew.

Over and Out

:kick:

[dogday]

101. We are on stand-by --- over nt

[FearofFutility]

102. I feel more like I do now than I did yesterday.

It's a go! GO-GO-GO!!! Stop, drop and roll!!

[janx]

104. MUSH