Took my family to disney...

[katsy]

My family & I had breakfast @ disney and my son bit into a roach while eating mickey mouse pancakes.

THEN one of the disney cast groped my daughter! I am furious and disney management just laughed at me. I swear they hire pedophiles!

THE ABOVE IS A DOCUDRAMA. IT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED BUT I THINK PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO THINK ABOUT THE EVENTS SURROUNDING OUR TRIP TO DISNEY.

[Philosoraptor]

1. I hear ol' Walt was a Nazi sympathizer, no really, I heard that.

[aquart]

2. So did I.

[katsy]

3. Well yeah...

that's why that perky disney cast stamped our hands with swatstikas when we paid for our rides!

[ruiner4u]

4. actually..

daddy walt was big time anti-nazi... goto youtube and look up banned disney nazi

hes probably doing a kickstand in his grave <or frozen crypt :) > right now with the crap coming out of his studio

[Swamp Rat]

7. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[ruiner4u]

10. thank ya...

Everyone just needs to step back.. Dont attack Walt.. The guys been dead how long? its the current incarnation of disney you need to attack..


If your going to attack a dead man, then attack prescott bush who financed the nazi's while walt made blasting cartoons about them.

[Swamp Rat]

13. You make a good point.

I saw that youtube viddy a few months back.



Prescott Bushler was a nazi, and so is the rest of 'em.

[ruiner4u]

19. theres more then one...

key in taxes donald duck

education death hitler disney

commando duck disney

and my personal favorite, der fuhrers face LOADS of fun..lol

[The Backlash Cometh]

41. We like Walt, but Disney is not a person. We made that mistake with

our laws. That's why we're in the mess we're in.

[Broken_Hero]

15. Welcome to DU....:)

:hi:

[cboy4]

5. I went there once and was almost robbed. The robbers were wearing

pirate uniforms and carrying swords. I couldn't get away, because there was water everywhere and Disney has a horrible security.

I mean, it may not have exactly been an attempted robbery, but it sure seemed like it.

Don't even get me going on the faulty elevator inside the haunted mansion. :wtf:

[katsy]

9. OMG

How horrible for you. Did the little children cry a lot? Were they terrorized <G>? Are they scarred for life?

Oh and I forgot to post this but:

At the Disney Vero Resort... they have a campfire night where they tell stories to little children. Well let me tell you, these are no campfire songs they sing! The disney staff at Vero are performing SATANIC rituals! Well, I pulled my kids right outta there.

We'll never go back.

:sarcasm:

[cboy4]

14. LOL! You really should fire off your post in an e-mail to Disney...if

I was in charge at Disney, I would look at it and go, "Oh shit. I don't like this e-mail, but she makes a point."

It's really a very disturbing twist of irony for them to consider! :)

[Hav]

16. .

I actually like the idea of this thread. But not much time left till the airing and it would probably need many emails or calls to make this point.

[cboy4]

18. Tisk, tisk....bad attitude.....we shouldn't sound like one of those

"what's the use, my single vote won't count" people! ;)

[katsy]

21. I emailed it to abc.

Tried to email it to Disney but am haviing trouble with their site.

We need nore DUers to make up a docudrama and email it.

[Kutjara]

23. I got seriously ripped-off at Disneyland.

I went on 'Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.' It wasn't wild in the least. It was shit.

I went on 'Star Tours,' and didn't tour a single friggin' star. I just sat in a chair that moved around alot until I puked.

I went on 'Small World,' but even that was a lie. It isn't a small world. The world is huge. Don't believe me? Just try to giftwrap it.

As for 'Space Mountain' don't even get me started.

Bunch of friggin' thieves in that place.

'Magic Kingdom' my ass.

[katsy]

24. Email this AND...

don't forget to add a "disclaimer". ;-)

[me b zola]

51. Tragic Kingdom is more like it

Tinkerbell's pixie dust got in my eye and caused an infection!

[Arugula Latte]

54. I heard that Tinkerbell occasionally sprinkles ANTHRAX on visitors.

Watch out for that pernicious pixie!

[aquart]

6. Send this to Iger and everyone else.

It is a perfect example of what they are trying to pull.

[cboy4]

8. I agree. It's actually a brilliant example.

:thumbsup:

[katsy]

11. It would help if we all...

made our own little docudrama for disney.

I'll send it. Thanks for the suggestion Aquart.

[Hav]

12. .

Any of you ever wondered why it's always a Goofy who is molesting the little boys? What a freak...

[cboy4]

17. Pat Robertson works for Disney?

:shrug:

(docu-question)

[katsy]

20. BWA HA AH HA

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

docu- question! Oh stop!

[lonestarnot]

25. Rush Limbaugh too?

another docu-question, and drugs involved too? :shrug:

[NMMNG]

22. Very good

But I think you need to add another child and several more assaults on your family if you want to make it into a full two-hour movie of the week. As it stands you'll barely fill a half hour. Maybe you could connect it to Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky somehow?

[katsy]

27. Hmmm...

Well see, the cast at Vero Resort where they told us (parents) that they were taking our kids to campfire for campfire songs... well I could swear the girl was Monica and the guy actually could have been Bill. They were the ones that threw one child into the campfire while groping another child!

Disclaimer: This is a docu-drama which may or may not be fictionalized, compressed, tossed, beaten and baked blah blah blah. I reserve the right to twist events and fictionalise whatever I phucking please because, as a parent I have a duty to protect everyone's kids and even spread lies because THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE.

[NMMNG]

52. That's it

You've got the makings of a solid hit. See you at the awards shows! ;-)

[nicknameless]

26. EXCELLENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K&R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OhioChick]

28. .....

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

29. There were singing bears!

And dancing mice and ducks! 2 large dogs tried to hug the kids!

Twernt natural I tells ya.

:rofl:

[Divernan]

35. Two large dogs? Better cc Santorum.

nt

[ClintonTyree]

30. "Snow White".........

went down on me in the Men's room. That was AFTER she snorted about half a gram of cocaine off of my manhood. They don't call her "Snow" White for nothing.

*This is a dramatization. Any events, real or imagined, may or may not have happened as depicted. Your mileage may vary.

[Ganja Ninja]

31. My last trip to Disney World was a nightmare.

Our hotel room was robbed. The staff was rude and offensive. The whole family came down with norwalk virus. And when we went to leave we found our car had been broken into and vandalized.

The former is a dramatization that is drawn from a variety of sources. For dramatic and narrative purposes, it contains fictionalized accounts, composite and representative characters and dialog, as well as time compression.

[katsy]

33. HA!

The Norwalk Virus.. good one. :thumbsup:

[City Lights]

32. When I went there, Chip snatched my son and ran off with him!

And it's no docudrama! He really did.

He eventually brought him back, but when he grabbed him and ran off, I was :scared: initially. I thought, :wtf:, Chip just kidnapped my son at frickin' Disney World.

[momster]

38. Disney World Infested with Rodents!

Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Chip 'n' Dale, those mice from Cinderella -- they're every where you turn!

[woodsprite]

42. It's Tigger you REALLY have to watch out for.

24 Complaints Made Against Disney World 'Tigger'

http://www.google.com/url?sa=U&start=1&q=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,116646,00.html&e=9797&sig=__FO-YFmmBF0NLqfYP1uN694tEuSA=

[soup]

43. It's easy to get lost in the 100 Acre parking lot. n/t

[City Lights]

48. We put him in his place when we told him he "wasn't the only one."

We had a cat named Tigger at the time.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

47. Hahahaha! Chip stole my pink parasol and pranced around with

it for the photographers. Of course I got it back, and it was a cute bit. (wish I was more clever with my camera, I would show the actual pictures.) That Chip is quite the prankster! Fun times. Too bad we won't be going back there anymore. Oh well, Universal has Spiderman and all the Dr. Seuss characters. My little one loves those guys just as much.

[City Lights]

49. My daughter was actually jealous because she wanted Chip to carry

her around. She felt better after Dale signed her autograph book: "U R A Q T."

[Neshanic]

34. That's good...I like the way you think. ROFLMAO!

[soup]

36. Took my family to disney...

and we were refused entry because of my inflammatory t-shirt which read "TRUTH!"

We were told, "There is no truth here. This is fantasy world and you'd better watch what you say."

We decided to protest and hired a plane to carry a banner reading "TRUTH" to fly over Disney, but found out it was protected by a no-fly zone, as part of a national strategy that eases the public's fear.

So, we gave up and went to the movies instead. Saw Fahrenheit 9/11. F*ck disney.

THE ABOVE IS A DOCUDRAMA. IT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED.

[Neshanic]

37. THE ABOVE IS A DOCUDRAMA. IT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED.

This is a line that begs to be put with every post that has Disney in it.

THE ABOVE IS A DOCUDRAMA. IT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED.

[soup]

40. confession.

I borrowed it from Katsy's original post.

(The above is the truth, and did happen. :))

[trotsky]

39. LMAO!!!

That's perfect! K&R!

[rman]

44. Docudrama IS NOT "may or may not have happened"

A dramatized version of reality is still supposed to reflect reality; "may not have happened" does not qualify.

[Evergreen Emerald]

45. I took my family to Disney land

...and just after we passed the gates, some people with mouse-ears separated me from my children. They were taken to a back-room that looked like the oval office and made them repeat: "Bush is the greatest president ever." They refused to let my children leave until they promised to call the police if I ever said anything bad about Bush. The children were given cell-phones and promised stuffed animal of Scar and Cruella if they ratted out their parents. Oh, by the way: this is a mockudrama.

I will be thinking of sending this and a lesson plan to every school in my state for discussion on this controversial, albeit partially dramatized issue.

[salinen]

46. That wasn't a roach!

It was part of Mickeys' eye.

And everyone knows that Minnie is fucking Goofy.

[samsingh]

50. good one.

[bliss_eternal]

53. So funny...

thanks for the laugh. :hi: