I want the first Lady to come over to my place and comfort me

[mopaul]

she's so good at that, and i could really use it right about now. i've been through so much angst and grief lately, mainly due to her husband who apparently is the president. i need a hug mrs. bush, a big fat one.

i'd like to you visit my bedside, and be in a photo op with me and calm my shattered nerves out here in flyover land. i could always have that great shot of you standing there holding my hand with that look of stoic reassurance, and i'll hang it on the wall in a place of honor.

i'm a victim of 5 years under her husband's criminally insane administration, i've got shell shock, and i'm no longer capable of making rational decisions, and words don't mean anything any more. if i could just get the first lady to soothe me and caress my worried, furrowed brow, and hold my miserable hand, and give me the strength i need to carry on for another four fucking years of her husband's maniacal ravings on his relentless quest to destroy america utterly.

hurry mrs. first lady, hurry!

[Swamp Rat]

1. Better be careful what you ask for.

:D

[SpiralHawk]

2. Whatever floats your boat

The S.S. MoPaul

[DanCa]

3. Actually I want anyone who doesn't vote dem to come and sit in my chair.

For 24 hours cmon I'll even order you a small pizza of your choice. If you think pd is so fun that i dont need health care or ssdi or stem cell research you should at least have an idea of what your talking about. God I am so mad at the people who didn't vote for Senator Kerry.

[cornermouse]

4. Yuck.