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toymachines Donating Member (782 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 03:59 PM
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Fuck Tucker Carlson Thread
The squinty eyed, bowtied, little twit needs to shut up and use some logic.
It feels good to vent.
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:01 PM
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1. Sorry. He no can do logic
Even with the bowtie gone, the constriction to his carotid arteries over the years has done its damage.

He has no irony gene, and is thus cast about clueless in this world.

Daddy got him a nice gig, though, huh?
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orpupilofnature57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:02 PM
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2. I can't stand him for more than a minute ,MSM sycophant , Ann's Bro!
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bahrbearian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:04 PM
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8. They traded under ware at a youg age.
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StraightDope Donating Member (716 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:02 PM
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3. Fuck him right in the ear with a bowtie!
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Pathwalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:03 PM
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4. You should spell his first name with an "F"
since it's more appropriate. :evilgrin:
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FoxOnTheRun Donating Member (829 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:03 PM
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5. why should liars use logic
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:03 PM
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6. Just like the Pigman, Bowtie Boy has no idea what logic means.
How these crap-stains make it so far in the entrainment industry, is a mystery to me.
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:03 PM
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7. always disliked him
fuck-em
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chefgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:08 PM
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9. Grrrrrrrr....one of my biggest pet peeves..
Fucker Carlson is such a smarmy little creep! :puke:
Every time I see his face or hear that snotty tone of voice I just want to tag him right in the face!

There are two right wingers I hate as much as/or even more than Bush.

One is Grover Norquist and the other is Fucker Carlson... both for the same reasons, too.

-chef-
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:10 PM
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10. I'm with ya on that...
He's really kinda easy to loathe. And the media is just full of those kind of right wing idiots who seem to have this holier than thou aura about them, and as I wait patiently for the democratic takeover(please,please) of Congress, I wonder, just what will our media be like then? Will they be fired...who will be the new faces?
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murray hill farm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:12 PM
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11. I cannot figure why he is still there!
He has no interview skills at all...he is just annoying. He will ask a person a question...and then start arguing with them before they have a half a sentence out of their mouths. He does that always so you never get to hear what the person was going to say. He is just horrid.
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:13 PM
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12. Powerful daddy got him the gig
Pretty evident, huh?
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gaspee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:19 PM
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13. Who's his daddy?
Besides The Chimp, that is
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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:21 PM
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14. Here ya go
Biography

Carlson is the son of Richard W. Carlson, a former affiliate-level ABC News anchor who was president and CEO of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting from 1992 to 1997 and U.S. Ambassador to the Seychelles. His stepmother, Patricia Carlson, is an heiress to the Swanson frozen-food fortune

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tucker_Carlson
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:28 PM
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15. Logic is like Kryptonite to many Republicans.
And no, I wouldn't even fuck Tucker w/Roves dildo on a 20 ft stick.
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IntravenousDemilo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:29 PM
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16. You know, he looks like a bottom, but appearances can be deceiving. n/m
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:31 PM
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17. Is this the same thread from yesterday or a new one?
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:31 PM
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18. How come he is not in IRAQ?
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Rockstone Donating Member (633 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-08-06 04:36 PM
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19. He's Puck - the boy man
when will he ever mature?
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