When's Osama's next speech? I've run out of Liberal Talking Points

[mopaul]

i just love using osama's words for my wacky liberal talking points! osama wants the u.s. out of the middle east, and so do i! osama wants to overthrow the u.s. govt. and so do i! osama wants the end of u.s. imperialism and genocide and so do i!

i'm a full fledged "Bin Ladenist" now, i want the troops to come home!

[EFerrari]

1. Next time: Osama demands an independent judiciary

and better rooms for Conyers' ad hoc hearings because there is no coffee machine in the basement.

[elehhhhna]

2. LOL i'm rec'g this just for your post, sf

It should be a stand-alone OP

[EFerrari]

7. lol. Mopaul is right. n/t

[elehhhhna]

3. see this mopaul.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=209520&mesg_id=209520

[elehhhhna]

4. Other Osama quotes: "Don't confirm Alito"

[Beelzebud]

5. Osama likes Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and so does my nephew!!!!

That little terrorist rug-rat!!! :D

[Bucky]

6. thank you

I do wonder what bin Laden's position on gay marriage is.
Abortion? Rights of gun owners? Separation of church and state?

Clearly the man is bipartisan.

[Jackpine Radical]

8. Is it true Osama wants Bush impeached?

Or is that over-the-top even for him?

[EFerrari]

9. Well, he was a Deaniac. You do the math.

lol

[elehhhhna]

10. you're on a hot roll today. lmao

[MrPrax]

11. Osama Book Club Members...

Why do I think it a complete fake...let me see.

I can easily imagine sitting around with Osama, drinking beer, smoking spliffs and waiting for the Seahawks game (3:30 pst!! Go Hawks!) and Osama saying something like this:

Osama: "...Hey MrPrax have you read Blum's Rogue State, dude.."
MrPrax: " Nawh not that one...I got his Brief History around here somewhere"
Osama: "oh that's a good one too...he's updated it alot...he's a good guy"
MrPrax: "yeah...I wish Chomp and Herman updated their stuff more like Zinn does with People's History"
Osama: "yeah...but Chomp is getting old and I am surprised that he still produces the stuff he does"
MrPrax: "yup...amazing...Blum must be pretty old too, though"
Osama: "what? they were talking to Hasselbeck...oh yeah...Blum's old too, but Rogue State is pretty good, dude"
MrPrax: "right...I should see if I can 'mule it...better than House of Saud, House of Bush...that's a good one"
Osama: "I HATE reading books on computers"
MrPrax: "yeah...but it's cheaper than buying and I can't afford it these days"
Osama: "Yup...the Bush fascists are really looting the economy...shit's going to hit the fan, dude. Eisenhower said back in the fuckin' 50s,...what the military-industrial complex and even HE was a republican...dude"
MrPrax: "yeah...righteous...at leas the seahawks are going to win....you going dry, man?"
Osama: "yeah...grab me another...Go Hawks"

________

It's really really fake or I am dangerous!!!!

[Bucky]

13. No, I think you got Osama's "voice" down. Just thrown in

Just thrown in a few lines like "and that Mamie Dodd Eisenhower was a real whore" and I'd think this was an actual transcript of the latest OBL tape.

[MuseRider]

12. Excellent!

Good one. I would put a little spit take emoticon on here but I just did a spit take out of my nose sooooooo. Thanks Mopaul, really, I love to laugh and even though the whole thing is not funny you are.

[raysr]

14. OBL is KKKarl.