Bush Made Secret Deal With Bin Laden: No Retaliation for Cole Bombing

[Coexist]

From Hunter's Diary at Daily Kos

BREAKING: Bush Made Secret Deal With Bin Laden: No Retaliation for Cole Bombing

by Hunter
Sun Sep 10, 2006 at 10:37:29 AM PDT

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In late 2000 figures associated with the Bush campaign, including Bush advisor James Baker, allegedly met with representatives of the Taliban in Milan, Italy. Neoconservative figures on the Bush team had convinced Bush that one of the first targets of a Bush administration would be Saddam Hussein, and were seeking regional allies, including religious fundamentalists in the region, to help destabilize the Hussein regime. They were obsessed with the thought of installing a pro-American government in Iraq, and as al Qaeda was formed from forces also allied against Iraq, considered the religious extremists to be necessary, if messy, allies in the region.

By December of 2000, the Bush team, led by Baker, had arranged for a payment to al Qaeda in cash and weapons, and promised to remove Clinton-era punishments against the Taliban for opium production and human rights violations. In excess of $40 million dollars was arranged to be paid, using the Taliban as a proxy. One of the other key arrangements would be that the Bush administration would lobby congress to undo congressional retaliations against the Taliban, and that al Qaeda would be granted amnesty in Afghanistan and Pakistan -- no retaliation would be undertaken for previous terrorist acts by al Qaeda. A total cessation of efforts against the terrorist organization.

This story, remarkable as it may be, is the OFFICIAL TRUE STORY of 9/11.

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So why didn't it get into "Path to 9/11"? This is where it gets even more amazing. According to a source, the federal government has been closely following a pedophilia ring inside Disney's Burbank offices. Disney has been shuffling problem executives that have been using casting calls for new Disney TV productions as a path for finding and isolating children lured by the promise of appearing on Disney-branded shows. Once in a "private screen test", chosen victims were met with a figure in a giant Mickey costume, and forced to sodomize Mickey repeatedly in his furry Mouse ass.

The eleven known victims are described as between eight and twelve years of age, and were allegedly molested at the Burbank offices of the Disney company by eight separate high-level Disney executives. Again, as with al Qaeda, the Bush administration made a simple deal: we'll see that the charges get dropped, and in exchange: you work for us.

Again, this is the OFFICIAL TRUE STORY of what happened.

Very Prominent Note: The previous article is a dramatization that is drawn from a variety of sources including the 9/11 Commission Report and other published materials, from personal interviews, and from My Ass. This post is not a documentary. For dramatic and narrative purposes, this post contains fictionalized scenes, composite and representative characters and dialogue, as well as time compression. Elements of this post are 100% true: also, I completely made some shit up to spice it up a bit and make it more entertaining.

*snort* - Best Satire on this YET!

[Dem2theMax]

1. I can just see the repukes reading this and going ballistic!

Oh dear, oh dear, what WILL we do? This is series!11!!

They won't make it to the word "satire." They wouldn't know what it meant anyway. LOL.

[BushOut06]

2. This is explosive stuff

We need to make sure the American people know about this. Chalk this up to the growing list of crimes perpetuated by this administration. I don't see why this should be a surprise to anyone, considering how Pappy Bush was in charge of the whole Iran-Contra arms scandal. Actually makes perfect sense. We all know that Iraq and Al-Qaeda were bitter enemies, which is why it's all the more laughable when * tries to make the connection. Bin Laden hated Saddam with a passion. Makes sense that the neocons would try to enlist their help.

Folks, this is TREASON, plain and simple. If this doesn't constitute giving aid & comfort to our enemy, then what does? They should all spend the rest of their miserable lives locked up in prison, doing hard time.

[Coexist]

3. Please read the last paragraph and my last line - this is Satire!

[BushOut06]

7. LOL, you got me - scary thing is it's completely believable

It would not surprise me one single bit if we did find out that prior to 9/11, the CIA was covertly working with the Taliban and Al-Qaeda to topple Saddam.

[kentuck]

4. Read the disclaimer at bottom of post:

:)

[Raksha]

5. It's satire???? I FELL FOR IT!!!

Totally--hook, line, and sinker...I was sitting here reading the first few paragraphs with my mouth hanging open. OKAY ALREADY, you proved your point!

[kentuck]

6. It's satire but it may actually be true?

Bush sent Colin Powell to Afghanistan to give $40 million dollars to the Taliban government to help them grow something besides opium reportedly. That may or may not be true. The leader of the opposition to the Taliban, whose name escapes me at the moment, was killed about two days before 9/11. There were things going on that we did not know about but I'm sure if Bush and Cheney were involved, it was some shady dealing. A couple of foreign reporters had written in a book that we flat out threatened them that if they did not accept a carpet of gold, they would get a carpet of bombs, or something along those terms?

Why didn't Bush retaliate for the Cole bombing. It happened just weeks before the election in November of 2000 and Clinton, reportedly did not want to leave Dubya a mess, like Bush Sr left him in Mogadishu when he left office in 1992? Rather than pursue the terrorists, Bush was very busy dismantling all facets of the Clinton policies and anything that had to do with the Clinton Administration. He even pulled the ships back from the coast off Pakistan that was pursuing Osama bin Laden. So was there a deal? Who knows?

[Subdivisions]

8. I suggest that we flood the internet with just such false information

to give them a taste of their own medicine. Write thousands of false articles and post them to your sites with a codeword that indicates to those that know the code that it's false information.

[Raksha]

9. That's a great idea!

If I fell for it, the freepers will fall for it too. Serves the bastards right! Let THEM put out brush fires for a while and see how they like it.

[lumberjack_jeff]

10. Bwahaha! you had me until "furry mouse ass"! n/t

[countryjake]

11. ROTFLMBO! Mickey's furry mouse ass, oh my!

[OneBlueSky]

12. someone wanna track White House coronaries for the next few days? . . .n/t

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[cyberpj]

13. Excellent. nt