Federal government closely following a pedophilia ring inside Disney

[chat_noir]

Posted at Daily Kos:

According to a source, the federal government has been closely following a pedophilia ring inside Disney's Burbank offices. Disney has been shuffling problem executives that have been using casting calls for new Disney TV productions as a path for finding and isolating children lured by the promise of appearing on Disney-branded shows. Once in a "private screen test", chosen victims were met with a figure in a giant Mickey costume, and forced to sodomize Mickey repeatedly in his furry Mouse ass.

The eleven known victims are described as between eight and twelve years of age, and were allegedly molested at the Burbank offices of the Disney company by eight separate high-level Disney executives. Again, as with al Qaeda, the Bush administration made a simple deal: we'll see that the charges get dropped, and in exchange: you work for us.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/9/10/133729/391


Wow! If this is true....

[Newsjock]

1. It's satire

Check the bottom of that post.

[chat_noir]

2. yeah, I just discovered that

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted...2 minutes. :rofl:

[screembloodymurder]

3. What about Minney?

I understand she's giving little boys BJs.

[Richard Steele]

4. I'm sure there's a simple explanation for all of this...