Hey, Rush Limbaugh! Or, one of his Hitler Youth Interns

[Ishoutandscream2]

Let's take a break from your 9/11 celebrations and take a look at NFL football for a minute. You know, that sport you covered briefly for ESPN a couple of years ago. Remember how you spouted your crap about the "librul media" proclaiming that Donovan McNabb was a great quarterback because he was black? Well, to commemorate the two anniversary of your asinine, drug-induced statement; I give to you the records of yesterday's starting quarterbacks who just happened to be black.

Gosh, Rush, Thursday night we had TWO black quarterbacks start. God forbid! Batch's Steelers beat Culpepper's Dolphins, so let's just call that a wash, okay, Rush?

Yesterday, 4 black quarterbacks started in the NFL. And guess what? All four of their teams won. Vick, McNair, Leftwich (that one upsets me, but not because I'm a racist bastard like you. I just happen to be a Cowboy fan. But at least I give my props to Leftwich). And, your "boy", Donovan, not only won, but passed for over 300 yards.

4 and 0, Rush. Was this a "libur" media creation? Numbers don't lie, Mr. Oxycotin. So, if you are unable to read this because of a drug- induced stupor, please let one of your Hitler Youth interns break this down for you. And afterwards, you can stick your views and racist attitudes where the sun don't shine, preferably irritating your anal cyst that kept you out of Vietnam.

[LynneSin]

1. McNabb had the most fantasy points in my league this week

Of course he's also the QB of my team



Thanks Donovan - for helping me secure the win again!