Bush Takes Time During 9/11 Interview To Assure Us of Lauer's Abs- PICS

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President Bush took time out of his busy schedule to address a matter of national security, Matt Lauer's abs. Bush must have rushed to the newsstand to pick up People Magazine to check out our exclusive pictures of Lauer's ripped bod that were so well hidden that not even the CIA, FBI, NSA, or even the Office of Homeland Security knew what Lauer has kept hidden under all those suits over the years. But leave it to Splash to break the story with these exclusive pics. For those of you that missed it the first time around, check out Matt Lauer below.

http://splashnewsonline.blogspot.com/2006/09/even-george-w-bush-checks-out-splash.html

[AndyA]

1. No doubt Lauer looks pretty good to Bush.

I noticed Bush is holding up his pinkie finger along with the magazine.

What a hypocrit~!

[Metta]

2. * is frightentingly shallow and unfocused.

Pictures speak louder than words.

[CraigHinTenn]

3. He says he doesn't read the papers, but he has time to read

People Magazine..

[biscotti]

4. It has pictures!

[ronnykmarshall]

5. I just got a visual that I need to get out of my head.

I don't want to make you all sick, so I'll spare you.

But I think you get the picture.

Bush.

Magazine.

Bathroom.

EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!