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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-17-06 09:26 PM
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Are you going to heaven First Class, Business Class, or Economy?
Edited on Sun Sep-17-06 09:42 PM by Tom Yossarian Joad
That's American Economics/Riligeososity...

Completely ignoring the ideals of helping the poor, washing the feet of the beggar...

Christianity has been subverted by the wealthy in America and other areas of the world. It's a "look at me! See what I have! If God liked you, you'd be wealthy too!" mentality.

That's what's wrong with the Republicans... It's why so many vote for them... They think that if they're rich, they'll go to heaven.


Damn, we live in a fucked up world.

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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-17-06 09:29 PM
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1. i`ll go "second class"
i`ve done some shit that got me knocked out of first class....

if i remember that god loves wealth came from the calvinists
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razors edge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-17-06 09:29 PM
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2. express freight elevator going down.
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-17-06 09:37 PM
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3. There's no such place. n/t
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az chela Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-17-06 09:37 PM
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4. I dont plan on going there as I am not a christian
And most of them make me sick.I think I will go to hillbilly heaven or wherever
Willie goes.I know he will be with all the fun people.And oh yah dont forget Ray Charles and Johnny Cash and waylon
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filer Donating Member (444 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-17-06 10:37 PM
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5. I'm jumping into the abyss.
Then I'll see what happens next.
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-17-06 11:34 PM
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6. I'm planning to sneak in the back door
while St. Peter is arguing with some Republican at the front gate!
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Selatius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-17-06 11:39 PM
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7. According to the Christians, I'm going to hell
Because I don't unequivocally accept the Divinity of Jesus Christ. A healthy debate can be had over whether he existed as a real historical figure, but on whether he had magical powers or whether he rose from the dead, there is no debate there with me. That's filed under fiction in my mind.
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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 12:37 AM
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8. I ain't agoin" Too many Friggin' Fundy Wingnuts up there!
Edited on Mon Sep-18-06 12:40 AM by Wiley50
They can have the place.
and no fair not taxin' their legacy either
Those greedy fuckers have squeezed them nickels too long
and plenty of us need them down here

Now, how to keep them goin' to Halliburton?
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kineneb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 01:05 AM
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9. which version?
Christian? (w/blond angels wearing bathrobes and playing harps?)
Jewish? (hang out with Moses?)
Islamic? (shade trees, flowing waters, and virgins for martyrs?)
Buddhist? (after the last reincarnation, when your number gets retired?)
American Indian?
None of the above, because they are all made up, and "heaven" is something yet different?

The present is more important than the future...while they worry about where they are going, they forget to see where they are.
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ThsMchneKilsFascists Donating Member (257 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-18-06 01:07 AM
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10. i'm on stand-by n/t
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