My Rovish Plan

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Feeling cynical today and that one cannot misunderestimate the idiocy of the sheeple, here is how to win the presidency in 2008:

Nominate John Kerry. I understand he is 6'5" tall.

Keep saying Kerry is a "big" man, metaphorically. Keep saying we need a "big man" to "defeat the terrorists." Make up a story about Kerry kicking Viet Cong ass.

When the debate is held, there should be a photo of Kerry and the opponent. Whoever the rethugs pick, Kerry will tower over him in the photo.

Publish this photo over and over again everywhere as much as possible. No comment, but any other comment accompanied by "Kerry is a big man" and later, somewhere, "We need a big man to help defeat the terrorists."

Reasoning with the sheeple has not worked. This could. It appeals to their shallowness.

[SledDriver]

1. Maybe also add that he's dragging around an 11 incher

During the debates, note that the "bulge" is in his pants rather than on his back.
:wow:

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5. That, too!

Just keep saying "he's a big man" and it won't even matter how tall he is. In fact, let's say this about whoever is nominated, even if he's short.

[Parisle]

2. Well, Tree,..... You Get An "A" For Effort....

---- I cannot honestly say that I feel your plan is any sort of ultimate solution,.. but y'know something? You are one of the very few who has seen fit to offer a "plan" of any kind concerning the campaigns or elections,.. and frankly that is where I would like to see this Forum sharpen its focus. Ideas, methods, procedures, experimental strategies, modest suggestions and the like,..... almost like a giant, online "brainstorming" session,.... instead of,...... well,...... instead.

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6. I take my plan with a grain of salt, since it is basically silly but somet

sometimes it seems the sheeple will swallow anything. If they buy chimpy as this strong, effective, manly leader, and over Kerry at that, you've got to wonder just how stupid they are.

[Fredda Weinberg]

3. Use that Dave Gregory's gyrations are beautiful meme n/t

[CJCRANE]

4. Well it was obvious

from the debates that Kerry was much taller than *.

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7. So the Dems needed to keep emphasizing that

by showing the photo over and over and over .Maybe the MSM would not cooperate, but there must be some connection between the Dem leadership and the MSM, and this is the photo they could choose. If backed up by constant reiteration that Kerry is a big man, etc., Kerry is a tough guy who once kicked Viet Cong ass and now can kick Osama's, etc., one theme, over and over and over again until the sheeple get it.