Cover Your Keyboard - Worst Bush Photo EVER ---pix->>>

[Stephanie]

US President George W. Bush looks over the crowd and collects his thoughts as he is introduced on stage to deliver remarks on the global war on terror at Kansas State University in Manhattan, Kansas. Bush, under fire for ordering unprecedented spying on US citizens, defended the program as limited, legal and critical to thwarting terrorist plots.(AFP/Paul J. Richards)

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060123/photos_pl_afp/06012319582897duztiu_photo1

[niyad]

1. EWWWWWWWWW--thank Goddess I wasn't drinking anything!!

[KamaAina]

16. If only the same could be said of King Dumbass**

:spank:

[Cronus Protagonist]

28. Don't look at this then....

or this....



:evilgrin:

[yurbud]

68. has anyone figured out what the deal is with scrapes on his face?

[EFerrari]

74. Someone thought he might be having seizures.

But, aren't there drugs for that?

The most protected man on earth has scrapes on his face all the time?

[yurbud]

75. I thought he was paying Jeff Gannon to bitch slap him and grind his face

into the carpet.

[EFerrari]

76. I seriously doubt that Jeff entertained Sad Idiot Son.

Whatever his thing is, it can't possibly involve the complexity of another human being.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. Farkwar.... wait until I get my hands on that Donkey..... nt.

[soothsayer]

3. the truth is worse than any photoshop could ever, ever be

shudder

[NewInNewJ.]

4. What's that thing on his lip? Yuck

[DancingBear]

5. Stephanie - PLEASE edit the header to read "Caption this"

It's begging for it. :)

[MsAnthropy]

6. That doesn't even look human

Oh, yeah....:evilgrin: :puke:

[Beetwasher]

7. Is He Trying To Make His Mouth Look Like an Anus?

We all know it serves the same function, but yeesh.

[schmuls]

21. Perhaps to send a secret signal to Gannon?

[devinsgram]

31. You know, I think I have seen that

a**hole somewhere before. I know where now, in the White House.

[Tarc]

49. Heh, presidential goatse

:)

[MisterP]

70. scabrous pig's arse

[uncle ray]

80. it looks like somebody photoshopped * and the infamous goatse pic..

[Hubert Flottz]

8. The Pooty Poot Pucker!

He's looking into Pooty's soul I rectum.

[Surya Gayatri]

9. That looks like an "ethically challenged blowhole",

as Stephanie Miller would call it. Pretty revolting and and revealing that Yahoo would chose to post it. He's more & more open game. SG

[RufusEarl]

10. I believe he's actually trying to think!

[jazzjunkysue]

55. Looks painful.

[Catherine Vincent]

11. OMG!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stephanie]

23. imagine waking up next to that?

come here shweetie, give me a little shmooch.

[DoYouEverWonder]

27. That's what I was thinking about

Ew :puke:

There is not enough money in the world that could ever make me be Pickles.

[Lisa]

81. one of those situations where myopia is a good thing...

During that false alarm the evening of Sept 11th, Laura didn't have her contacts in, and had to kind of feel her way down the corridor to the basement shelter. No wonder she doesn't keep a pair of glasses handy!

[obnoxiousdrunk]

12. Don't you see

that 'sunny nobility' that Tweety sees in him ?

[stevedeshazer]

13. That is one sick-looking human

I'm printing this out to put in my basement to scare away the mice.

[jazzjunkysue]

56. It'll attract rats. Better not....

[johnnie]

14. "collects his thoughts"...lol

Yeah right. He is collecting his thoughts.

[progressoid]

38. Yeah, that shouldn't take long. Not much to collect.

[joefree1]

15. Here's the second worst

[ThatsMyBarack]

41. This Santa....

....has since gone back home to the Y.

[Sanity Claws]

17. Thinking is hard work

Maybe if I scrunch up my face and look at the ceiling, an answer will come to me.

[tuvor]

18. That was after he took a drink of (I presume) water.

Wiping the corners of his mouth.

[jazzjunkysue]

57. Water isn't good for the Wicked Witch of the West, either.

[Rob H.]

19. "collects his thoughts"

C'mon--how long could collecting them possibly take?

"Hmm. Lessee. Mention terra, 9/11, Osama bin La--waitasecond, Karl said don't mention him--tell these idjits that we need more tax cuts for folks like me, call Al Gore a fat loser, um, think about how many days off I have comin' up, and uh, hmm. Yep. That's all of 'em."

[havocmom]

20. That's 'collecting his thoughts'?

He thinking about he colon exam?

[peekaloo]

47. Looks like Popeye about to sail a sea of stupid.

[vogonity]

22. OMG Thank you for the warning.

I didn't think that the "Door Locked At China Press Conference" picture would be topped, but Damn... And once again, where the Hell are his TEETH?

[Stephanie]

24. here are his teeth >

[PWRinNY]

29. Like little rat teeth on a lizard face nt

[SoCalDem]

33. The presidential choppers..

[newyawker99]

65. Ewww! It looks like he hasn't brushed them lately.

:puke:

[sakabatou]

71. Bush is a snake...

[katty]

25. yikes! all he needs is a little black moustache

[SoCalDem]

26. He forgot to put in his teeth

[Fire Walk With Me]

52. Gah! Warn a body before you do that.

[Bluebear]

66. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[antonialee839]

30. "George W. Bush looks over the crowd and collects his thoughts"

Oh, so that's why the face! He's searching for a thought, a most difficult task if you are George W.Bush.

[JitterbugPerfume]

32. yes, the mouth is repulsive

BUT

he has the ugliest nose I have ever seen

[ChairmanAgnostic]

34. Come'n. THAT's PHOTOSHOPPED, gotta be!

Man, that snow went down wrong. Now my gums are numb.
Was that shit cut with something?

[Blue_In_AK]

35. Oh, my GOD - THAT'S DISGUSTING!! n/t

[Nay]

36. Jesus H. Christ. That is disgusting. Agggggh.

[Cooley Hurd]

37. Look at the wide shot - you'll see that's not his hand:

:evilgrin:

[jazzjunkysue]

58. Sorry: But these primates display too much compassion.

Couldn't possibly be GOP.

[greiner3]

39. Is he thinking about giving himself a BJ? Would that count;

Toward impeachment? :rofl:

[hvn_nbr_2]

40. He looks like someone told him the constitution applies to him too. n/t

[Pithy Cherub]

42. Blech! The Pucker-up President strokes his

chinny chin chin, and he'll huff and he'll puff ... just ewwwwww!:puke:

[blm]

43. Pure evil oozes from his large pores.

.

[democrank]

44. Looking more and more like

his mother every day.

[ignatius 2]

45. "Bush looks over the crowd and collects his thoughts." I wonder which

hand he used for that?

[peekaloo]

46. Too bad he uses a colander to collect his thoughts.

Needs to see a Dr. about that hemorrhoid.

[Kansas Wyatt]

48. Geezer Goober

Ya-ep, gonna have to do little propaganda catupultin' to butter up to these troops and red state yungin's. By da time I'mu done with my hurd work, deese folks izza gonna think I'mu da bestest thing since da sliced bread.

[Swamp Rat]

50. Here ya go Stephanie:

:D

[Stephanie]

72. Oh scary!

It's that wet pointy TONGUE that freaks me out.

[Bluebear]

51. He looks frigging 80.

Karma bites first in the looks department here!

[countingbluecars]

53. He's looks reptilian

in that photo.

The comments on this thread are hysterical. I needed a good laugh.

[PWRinNY]

54. What is that rectal aperture doing on his face??? nt

[jazzjunkysue]

59. You kiss your mother with that? Oh, yeah. It's OK. Never mind.

:scared:

[David Zephyr]

60. Stephanie: The Caption Should Be "Read My Asshole".

"Read my lips (er..) asshole" --- George Bush.

[Stephanie]

73. lol!

well I think you should draw up a few posters

[DemoTex]

61. OH FUCK!

"Toothless Man" from Deliverance is back! That ain't a "pretty mouth."

[DemoTex]

63. Momma used to say, "Be careful of those faces you make!"

"One might stick to you!"

[Cleita]

62. I had to cover my cat's eyes.

Things like that spook him.

[Octafish]

64. The Stupidest 'Man' on Earth.

Please send that to the Guiness Book of World Records, Stephanie.



That image also captures on film the expression of the most Satanic.



Well. Almost.

[yurbud]

67. "No, look Bulldog, it feels good when ya scrunch yur mouth up like this...

now let's play Bushback Mountin'"

[JI7]

69. YUK

[flordehinojos]

77. Little Red Riding Hood's Grandma!

[Warren DeMontague]

78. Only $24.95 plus shipping and handling.

http://www.hammacher.com/publish/66097.asp

[NMMNG]

79. Send this to the ID crowd--it fills in the "gaps" of Evolution

Case closed.