Someone asked Bush if he saw Brokeback Mountain!?!

[iconoclastNYC]

Randy just ran audio of it. It's so funny.

[Ignacio Upton]

1. What was his reaction?

I'm sure it took him back to his days with blow......."I wish I could quit you!"

[LA lady]

5. Here it is

"President Bush has so far skipped BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN -- the Hollywood hit about two homosexual cowboys.

During a Q&A session at Kansas State University today, a student asked Bush: "I was just wanting to get your opinion on BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN if you'd seen it yet."

The crowd laughed softly before the student said loudly: "You would love it! You should check it out."

"I haven't seen it," Bush said flatly. "I'd be glad to talk about ranching, but I haven't seen the movie," he said to laughter. "I've heard about it."

The president waited a second or two, then said, according to a transcript: "I hope you go -- (laughter) -- you know -- (laughter) -- I hope you go back to the ranch and the farm, is what I was about to say. I haven't seen it. (Laughter, applause.)"

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. What the hell does Pinhead** know about ranching?

:rofl: He called cattle ranchers cattle raisers did he not? :silly:

[Ignacio Upton]

16. He knows how to milk horses

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[bush_is_wacko]

19. MALE horses! nt

[BushOut06]

24. I'm sure he's milked a few bulls in his time n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

18. He knows how to clear brush

and he can sure wear a nice lookin cowboy hat.

[ClintonTyree]

28. And rides around in a pick-up-truck because he's scared....

of horses! :rofl: What a tool! A fake cowboy who's scared of horses! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kurovski]

29. I'm sure he knows about mounting a cattle drive.

Well, at least the "mounting" and "driving" part.

[peekaloo]

22. I hope a clip makes the Daily Show.

that student gets a :thumbsup: "You would love it". }(

[smirkymonkey]

8. "Saw it? I lived It!" - George W. Bush

The only difference is that W was never a real cowboy.

[mark11727]

2. "Mah heroes have alwayz been COWBOYS"

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. LOL!

"Momma don't let your babies grow up to be Cowboys"

[Ian David]

3. See related thread

Who's Afraid of Brokeback Mountain?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x218697

[mark11727]

7. Some headlines just write themselves.... and *'s making it too damn easy.

[smirkymonkey]

9. Is that a real clip from an actual paper?

Notice the juxtaposition of the "House Bans Gay Unions" next to this photo. Ironic, isn't it?

And seriously, freepers must have blown their tops over that photograph.

[Ian David]

11. Yes, that's for real. n/t

[KoKo]

10. I heard it ...and watched his "contorted facial expressions" and had NO

DOUBT that he's ordered that to be played in the White House Basement where Presidents can review...MOVIES THEY LIKE!

He was Soooo Contorted..about that Movie..but I could tell he'd already been "Prepped" on it by the Rove Gang and his Jimmy/Jeff followers that he'd practiced his "mug shots." :shrug:

[Ian David]

12. Bush plans to have Santorum and Guckert over to watch it

Girl's Nite!

[KoKo]

17. OKAY...Yo got IT! blushing...here...

:blush: and YOU probably ARE SO RIGHT ON WITH YOUR POST! :D

[DesertRat]

13. What does Shrub know about ranching?

Defination of a ranch: "A large farm on which a particular crop or kind of animal is raised". That acreage of his has nothing but brush for him to clear. :eyes:

[bunkerbuster1]

14. be fair--it used to be a pig farm

so that's kind of a ranch, I guess.

[DesertRat]

15. No animals there now

Unless you count Pickles and Shrub. Remember when Putin was preparing his first trip to Crawford? He said that he was looking forward to going to the "ranch" to ride horses. :rofl:

[bunkerbuster1]

25. I just like to bring up its former pig-farm status whenever possible.

I know that's not the same as a "ranch."

[CottonBear]

27. No, a pig farm is not a ranch.

A ranch has cattle and horses and cowboys.

[KoKo]

20. Someone from Kansas in Audience asked him: "As a fellow Rancher...

and I almost passed out on the floor thinking of Chimp as a "fellow RANCHER" and while I listened I saw Chimp grimace and contort his expressions (because he knows he's NO FELLOW RANCHER") but he played the good guy...charming Emperor and he grimaced, smiled and smirked before he gave some idiot response about "Ranchers" when we know the Chimp has a "stolen Pig Farm..that the "Powers that Be" bought and paid for so he could PRETEND TO BE: the Second Coming of "ST. RONNIE REAGAN!"

That the average AMERICAN could be hoodwinked by a "stolen PIG FARM" and Chimp passing it off as a "REAGAN RANCH" has always had DU'ers CRAZY...but HEY...DU'ERS are smarter than most folks out there.

If only we could EDUCATE FOLKS about THAT FAKE RANCH/PIG FARM with NO HORSES and only RENTED COWS!!! :puke:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

21. "Karl, have that man shot! I mean, imprisoned at Gitmo! Oh, all right,

make sure his taxes get audited for the next 20 years!"

[orleans]

23. i think olberman showed that clip

(i was watching him and tweety before him)

the guy asks bush if he has seen the movie

the idiot says no

then the guy said "you should see it"

which was great! yes, resident yahoo should definitely go see it.

[ComerPerro]

26. He just dodged it and offered to answer questions about ranching