lectrobyte
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:01 AM
Original message |
I heard on Fox this morning that Preznit Boosh tracked down Osama |
|
and strangled him with his bare hands. Well, at least in an unconfirmed report.
|
Waya
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:04 AM
Response to Original message |
1. I hear now on CNN..... |
|
....that Osama may have died last month of Typhoid in Pakistan..........
|
nadinbrzezinski
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:10 AM
Response to Reply #1 |
4. WOW so OBL is dead that is why the trail can go cold |
|
don't buy it for a second
|
Waya
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:13 AM
Response to Reply #4 |
6. Don't buy it either..... |
|
...seems to me this is too convinient - again.....
|
NewJeffCT
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:06 AM
Response to Original message |
2. That's not what I heard |
|
I heard it was with one hand tied behind his back, while blindfolded! Not only did he take out Osama - he used his special Hattori Hanzo katana to take out Osama's personal bodyguards.
|
TlalocW
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 11:30 AM
Response to Reply #2 |
|
But he did it while riding a unicycle.
TlalocW
|
Frustratedlady
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:08 AM
Response to Original message |
3. I would suspect that Ann Richards looked down, and said, |
|
"Poor George, he thinks he's going to get by with hiding OBL until October? I'll put a bug in someone's ear and see if we can't get this little trick exposed."
I loved Ann Richards and I can just picture her, leaning against a nice, fluffy cloud and watching all that is going on down here!!! Go, Ann!
|
AX10
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:13 AM
Response to Reply #3 |
catabryna
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:44 AM
Response to Reply #3 |
|
Thanks for the daily chuckle!
|
Olney Blue
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:14 AM
Response to Original message |
rug
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:14 AM
Response to Original message |
8. The only way this administration could kill bin Laden is if |
|
he was invited to go duck hunting with Cheney.
|
trixie
(696 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:56 AM
Response to Reply #8 |
Jack Rabbit
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:18 AM
Response to Original message |
9. He probably ordered somebody else to unplug OBL's dialysis machine |
|
. . . and then, just make sure the agent remained silent, he was rewarded for his duty with a hunting trip with the Big Dick.
|
spanone
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:21 AM
Response to Original message |
10. CNN has had Breaking Rumors all morning. They outright own the media. |
WCGreen
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:43 AM
Response to Reply #10 |
12. Rumors..... Rumors...... |
|
That's is all they go on now....
|
ewoden
(634 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:26 AM
Response to Original message |
KC21304
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:52 AM
Response to Original message |
14. If Bush found out Bin Laden is dead |
|
between Sept 15th and Sept 20th, that would explain this. Found on Media Matters.
Blitzer again failed to note Bush's contradictory statements on U.S. military action in Pakistan Summary: Wolf Blitzer continued to tout his September 20 interview with President Bush, during which Blitzer failed to point out the contradiction between 1) Bush's assertion during the interview that he would "absolutely" send military forces into Pakistan to capture or eliminate Osama bin Laden if intelligence revealed that he was there, and 2) Bush's assertion at a press conference on September 15 that Pakistan is a sovereign nation and the United States would have to be invited in. Moreover, at no point during any of three segments touting the interview did Blitzer note this contradiction or Bush's myriad statements on the priority his administration placed on capturing bin Laden.
|
LordLovesAWorkingMan
(272 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat Sep-23-06 10:54 AM
Response to Original message |
15. And then he pooped barbed wire and burped a phosphorous cloud... |
|
...tough dude, our Preznit.
|
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts) |
Thu Apr 25th 2024, 08:21 PM
Response to Original message |