Tom Yossarian Joad
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Sat Sep-23-06 11:27 AM
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In answer to French Osama Dead reporst... CNN reports: OSAMA SICK! |
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Edited on Sat Sep-23-06 11:37 AM by Tom Yossarian Joad
With Sanjay Gupta!
Jesus, they have to put him through a slow death for the masses? I like the Jessica Lynch killing him with he nail clippers story.
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Tom Yossarian Joad
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Sat Sep-23-06 11:32 AM
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1. And it's a water borne disease???/ |
Bucky
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Sat Sep-23-06 01:18 PM
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9. Typo. They meant "water board" |
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Sat Sep-23-06 11:33 AM
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2. Have you heard about Generalissimo Francisco Franco? |
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I have heard that he is having some health problems, too.
Personally, I believe OBL cashed 'em in a long time ago. Either at Tora Bora or shortly thereafter.
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Sat Sep-23-06 11:38 AM
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sanjay gupta?
Something I don't want, right?
Actually, I think I had an eastern Indian student by that name.
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Sat Sep-23-06 11:42 AM
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Old joke: A guy tells his sister that the cat died. She collapses in grief nearly having a stroke. She says, "Did you have to be so blunt? I needed more time to process the idea of death. Couldn't you have just said, 'The cat's on the roof' or something like that? The next week, the brother calls his sister and says, "Terrible news. Grandma's on the roof."
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Sat Sep-23-06 12:57 PM
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Edited on Sat Sep-23-06 12:58 PM by badgerpup
Ya beat me to it. :yourock: :toast:
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Sat Sep-23-06 12:58 PM
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6. LOL! Thinking of the same joke! |
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"Osama's on the roof, and we can't get him down..."
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Sat Sep-23-06 01:27 PM
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10. Did I botch the punchline? |
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I should never be allowed to tell jokes. I always screw them up. Even the simplest ones.
:rofl:
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Sat Sep-23-06 01:10 PM
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7. This cant be true. He cant be dead until mid October. |
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Edited on Sat Sep-23-06 01:10 PM by The Gunslinger
At least this was when I was expecting it.........
Gas prices OBL dead rejuevenated war frenzy from the masses
Yep it must be election time.
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Sat Sep-23-06 01:11 PM
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8. We can't find him but we know he's ill and what he is dying |
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