VIDEO- Jerks and Smirks (Bush's Coke Jaw) Terrorist Surv Pg Edition

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Best stupid bits of Bush's moron speech today

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1. He's tweaked out of his gourd

Either that or his tiny brain has just given up trying to control his motor skills.

[sakabatou]

2. His jaw's flying!

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3. I only made it to 1:40 ... Gack!

That was painful! :puke:

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4. A lot of us grew up thinking oceans would protect us

Or in the case of my husband, that they would die in a tidal wave (grew up on the coast).

When I was growing up, I thought my dad would protect me (cause I was landlocked?).

Oh my God, he's just surreal.

"Any boys from the last chance bar?"

Nice to see they didn't screen people at this event (snort).

Done his best to elevate the tone! :nuke:

He's got some GOOD pharmaceuticals.

Oh, and the student "educating" Bush about his cuts to educations . . .

"People doing work that others won't do." Like the people who do your work for you, Mr. Bush? The people who scoop up Barney's poop?

Thanks for putting that together. These are just my thoughts as I was watching.

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5. The cocktail of meds he's on has given him a tongue as dry as a wool sock.

You can see that his tongue is virtually superglued to the roof of his mouth. He keeps making these desperate motions to get that cotton-mouth lubed.

He's way overdue to be put out to pasture.