How about this for the talking points re: Osama

[RB TexLa]

It's one of two things, either the person most wanted by the Republican led government for the last five years has died of natural causes. Or after five years he is still alive and free. Which is worse?

[waiting for hope]

1. I think if he has died form

natural causes, it's a bad thing for the Repugs, if it is true, now they have to go find them another boogy man. Geez, and that's hard work!

[valerief]

2. Bush and his poodle Congress are more of a threat to us than

Usama, IMHO.

If Usama is actually dead, I wonder how Bushco will spin it.
"See, ya gotta understand, um, when, uh, when I, uh, said I don't spend much time thinkin' 'bout Sama, I knowed he was already dead. Only, ya gotta understand, our strategy with the terrrrrrrsts was they couldn't, uh, they, uh, oh, yeah, they couldn't know we knew how he was dead. Understand? So I stayed the course with that strategy. And we've made progress agin the war on terrrrr. See? Ya gotta understand, **terror 9/11 blah blah blah**…"