I LOVE Big Brother now! Who's with me?

[Philosoraptor]

I mean, I really, truly do love Big Brother now, I've learned my lesson, I am WITH Big Brother, not against him, I'm playin' ball, I'm on the team, I love Big Brother so please don't torture me or mine.

I know all you here love Big Brother too, and you don't want to be subjected to any harsh re-education cause they, I mean, he knows what scares you the most, so come on people, let's hear why you too love Big Brother now, okay?

I love Big Brother cause he keeps me safe from terrorists and death, and I love Big Brother because he lets me live in freedom and free from fear and I eat good and I have a nice house and two cars and I don't want to be tortured, please.

How bout' it folks? Three cheers for Big Brother, what da ya say?

[NYCGirl]

1. No, I watch "Survivor".

:evilgrin:

Couldn't help myself.

[Solly Mack]

2. I'll take the re-education program

I'm the type of person that would remain conscious the entire time some sicko was slicing up my body

I'm too dumb to know when to give up

But you could still send me care packages :)

That is, if it wouldn't offend Big Brother...and it wouldn't as long as you sent beanie babies and school supplies and talked of how you are spreading democracy my way

[Philosoraptor]

4. Solly's just kidding Big Brother

I personally will help with Solly's odd sense of humor, please, don't torture Solly or me either Big Brother, we love you, we really do, don't we Solly?

[Solly Mack]

6. I love BB to death

Truly

[jimshoes]

3. As long as my choco ration

goes up from 25 to 20 grams a month, I'm all in. Oh and if they tell me 2+2=5 well I'm down with that too. Ooops, there goes the telescreen, time for calisthenics. See you all at Minilove.

[Tyo]

5. I'm totally on board with you on this

But my conversion has come kinda late in the game and i know BB is probably annoyed with me but I'm hoping He will cut me some slack. Maybe I'll at least get to choose which multi-national company I get indentured to for re-educaton.

[Lefty48197]

7. I love big brother too.

Will I get rich now?

[lumberjack_jeff]

8. I, for one, welcome our alien overlords.

http://home.comcast.net.nyud.net:8090/~summerskd/KentBrockman.jpg