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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 08:33 PM
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A word of the advice to the CIA
I know a little over half of you hate this bastard more then I do because of the Valerie Plame ordeal. If you want to see this bastard and his criminal enterprise frog marched out of the white house we need you to the following three things.

#1.Browbeat the pink tutu democrats into growing a spine. Take Biden, Clinton and Leahy aside one evening and explain to them that they need to stop this trianulation horseshit and get to work in countering Bush.

#2.Beat the Shit out of the supervisors of Black Box voting boothes. Send these fuckers a message stating loud and clear they are no longer going to rig another election to the Bush bastards favor ever again. When you beat these fuckers act like your Tony Soprano trying to get some information out of some POS trader Gumbah.

#3.Beat the Shit out of the prodeucers of every producer of every media whores and network producers. Let them know we're no longer going to concentrate on missing blonde teenagers or stupid ass car chases. You're know going to cover ACTUAL news, and it involves covering the Iraq war and what the Abrhamoff scandal is all about. I suggest beating them the same way I suggested in item #2.

If you need any pipe wrenches, axe handles, crowbars, rope or blow torches just give me the funding cause I can get a 15% TSC discount.
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samhsarah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 08:37 PM
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1. Tell em' sasquatch!!!!
You're the freakin CIA for Jeebus' sake!!!! Why are you letting these Bush bastards bend you over on a daily basis????
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 08:55 PM
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3. Yeah, you guys have overthrown world leaders like I drink beer
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samhsarah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 08:58 PM
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4. Now that's a LOTTA world leaders....
:beer: :rofl:
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Oceansaway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 08:39 PM
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2. Touche !!..n/t
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RazzleDazzle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 09:14 PM
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5. Some of the better advice I've seen here
Definitely some of the most potentially efficacious.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 09:43 PM
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7. Thank you, I thought of it today while I was at school
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Just Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-23-06 09:23 PM
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6. #1 PROTECT THE CONSTITUTION AND OUR CITIZENS,....
,...AGAINST SELF-INTERESTED, ARROGANT ASSHOLES WHO ARE SACRIFICING BOTH FOR THEIR OWN INTERESTS!!!

Hello? What do you value, do you protect? Tell the truth.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 02:37 PM
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8. Kick for people who didn't see it yesterday
Edited on Tue Jan-24-06 02:38 PM by sasquatch
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