Zomby Woof
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Mon Sep-25-06 05:22 PM
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Always Blame Clinton
:bluebox: 9-11? Blame Clinton.
:bluebox: Osama still at large? Blame Clinton.
:bluebox: Iran's nuke program? The Clenis, of course!
:bluebox: Roadside bombs in Baghdad? William Jefferson Klintoon!
:bluebox: Increased poppy production in Afghanistan? Megadittoes!
:bluebox: American troops under-equipped? Hillary's husband.
:bluebox: Increased terror threat? It's Clinton's fault, you boob.
:bluebox: Out-of-control federal spending? See: 42nd President, U.S.
:bluebox: North Korea's missile testing? CLINTON, BILL.
:bluebox: Terror threat grows because of Iraq? Bill Clinton went into a tirade, and caused it.
:bluebox: Rush Limbaugh is hooked on Oxycontin and pops Viagra like M&M's? Bill Clinton admitted it's his fault in the unedited Fox interview.
:bluebox: Lou Dobbs's hemorrhoids? Don't be silly. That's Clinton AND the Mexicans.
:bluebox: Laura Bush's vacant smile? Hypnotized by Bill's third eye!
:bluebox: Everything that's wrong with America? Bill Clinton's fault.
:bluebox: Al-Qaeda targeting Bill O'Reilly? Clinton made it happen.
:bluebox: Cause of gas peaking at $3.00 a gallon or more this year? Clinton, Clinton, Clinton.
:bluebox: Reason the levees broke in New Orleans during Katrina? Clinton knocked them over with his special tool.
:bluebox: Iraq being a totally fucked-up fiasco boondoggle quagmire disaster?? Clinton, again!
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eleny
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Mon Sep-25-06 05:24 PM
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1. The way they cling to Clinton's penis is undignified |
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Mon Sep-25-06 05:26 PM
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2. All Hail The Mighty and Powerful |
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Penis.
You forgot the Tsunami. That too, was Clinton's fault. He shook the penis after peeing...
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Zomby Woof
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Mon Sep-25-06 05:27 PM
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3. I figured that one went without saying |
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I was listing the less obvious ones. :eyes:
;-) :hi: Buddha-rama!
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Mon Sep-25-06 05:33 PM
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and we both know what was actually responsible for the "explosion" on the USS Cole. The Penis had an explosion of its own. ;)
Hi, ZW ! :hi: :D
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BootinUp
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Mon Sep-25-06 05:49 PM
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5. Can I add one to the list |
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According to some Kerry supporters here at DU we democrats should blame Clinton for the 2004 election results as well.
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Mon Sep-25-06 06:56 PM
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10. The Clenis is also held by some here to be responsible |
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Edited on Mon Sep-25-06 06:56 PM by Crunchy Frog
for the 2000 election theft.
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BootinUp
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Mon Sep-25-06 07:01 PM
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11. noted, thanks crunchy. |
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:)
So its pretty much a clean sweep then.
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Mon Sep-25-06 06:10 PM
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...it used to be Always Blame Carter.
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Mon Sep-25-06 06:12 PM
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7. Anybody but Bush has taken on a whole new meaning these days.. nt |
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Edited on Mon Sep-25-06 06:12 PM by dogday
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Mon Sep-25-06 06:13 PM
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8. the mighty, mighty Clenis! |
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Edited on Mon Sep-25-06 06:13 PM by xchrom
nothing has happened during the bushco years that ISN'T the fault of bill clinton --
why it's almost as if george bush was never even president!
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Mon Sep-25-06 06:19 PM
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9. And it's his fault there was a surplus to inherit! |
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Err umm I mean, look! over there! Nancy Pelosi!
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