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Nimrod2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 08:40 AM
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Is W really a Saint?
Karl Rove offers a preacher $100,000 for his church if the preacher will say, in his sermon, that George W. Bush is a saint. The preacher agrees.

The next Sunday, with the President sitting proudly in the front pew, the preacher says:

"George Bush is petty, a self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his military record and had the gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a carrier posing before a banner claiming 'Mission Accomplished'
when the bad part of the mission was just starting. His domestic policies consist of robbing the poor to give to the rich, of starving the hungry and stripping the naked of their few remaining rags. He is the poorest excuse for a Christian I've ever known or heard of.

"But, compared to Karl Rove, George Bush is a saint."

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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 08:53 AM
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1. lol
:rofl: :rofl:
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chelaque liberal Donating Member (981 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 08:55 AM
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2. I feel a mass e-mail about to happen.
Good one!
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 08:57 AM
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3. They are both bags of shit!
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acmejack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 09:01 AM
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4. Is this a trick question?
But reading the post, perhaps he is...
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welshTerrier2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 09:03 AM
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5. here's the long version of this ...
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 09:16 AM
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6. .....and dick cheney must be a philanthropist
:evilgrin:
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mandyky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 09:30 AM
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7. If bush is a saint,
I'm the Virgin Mary! Christ!
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 09:45 AM
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8. LOL
:spray: :rofl:
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-24-06 09:49 AM
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9. Sweet!
:D
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