I Always Begin a ? To a Winger with: "WHAT IF CLINTON?"

[kpete]

I Always Begin a ? TO a Winger with: WHAT IF CLINTON?

What if Clinton spied on you without a warrant?

What if Clinton ignored the biggest disaster in American History (Katrina)?

What if Clinton did not supply our troops with enough armor?

What if Clinton fed our troops contaminated food and water?

What if Clinton spoke like a 5 year old?

What if Clinton had his picture taken with Abramoff?

What if Clinton lied about more than just a blow job?

What if Clinton had let Bin Laden get away at Tora Bora?

What if Clinton had THIS economy?

shall I go on...and on...and on...

[mac56]

1. You know the answer...

in unison and three part harmony...

"9/11 CHANGED EVERYTHING!"

[kpete]

2. What if Clinton had been president on 9/11?

[mac56]

4. Why...why...it'd be all his fault!

:sarcasm:

[liberal N proud]

7. Ah but would 9/11 have happened on Clinton's watch?

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. Yep!

:banghead:

[JHB]

9. Either that or...

What if Clinton spied on you without a warrant?

He DID!

What if Clinton ignored the biggest disaster in American History (Katrina)?

He DID! (Al Queda)

What if Clinton did not supply our troops with enough armor?

He DIDN'T! (Mogadishu)

What if Clinton fed our troops contaminated food and water?

He DID! (either no elaboration, or the insinuation that he's such a crazy military-hater that he personally fouls soldiers food with his bodily wastes)

What if Clinton spoke like a 5 year old?

He DID! ("depends on what 'is' is")

What if Clinton had his picture taken with Abramoff?

He DID! (just like he had Ken Lay sleep over at the WH)

What if Clinton lied about more than just a blow job?

He DID! (WhitewaTravFilegate! Mena!)

What if Clinton had let Bin Laden get away at Tora Bora?

He DID! (Sudan)

What if Clinton had THIS economy?

He DID! (He tries to take credit for the Reagan/Bush Boom)

shall I go on...and on...and on...

...and so will they... ad nauseum.

[kpete]

10. So that makes Bush doing it OK!!!!

That is my point after all. Thanks for proving it...

[DURHAM D]

12. You are way too good at their language game - your comments

are half-truths and whole lies. Where did you learn to do this?

[Tesha]

11. Mostly, 9/11 seems to have reduced American IQs...

Mostly, 9/11 seems to have reduced American IQs by at
least 9.11 points overall, and much more in a few specific
cases.

Tesha

[RobertSeattle]

3. But But But But but Clinton got a a a a a BJ!!!

End of discussion

[raccoon]

5. Good idea, since the morans (sic) are always bringing up

Clinton. THey can't defend their hero, so they just criticize CLinton, who hasn't been in the WH for years.

[zbdent]

8. What if Kucinich had suggested that a full-time worker was schooled

on how to draw on welfare and other financial aid despite having a full-time job? Kucinich would have been attacked as an extreme socialist . . . yet Wal-Mart has those kinds of training so that they don't have to pay health care costs . . . and Repukes LOVE Wal-Mart . . .