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Fri Sep-29-06 08:03 PM
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My God how will I explain Mark Foley to the children? |
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Edited on Fri Sep-29-06 08:04 PM by Philosoraptor
Lordy Lordy, when Bill Clinton was caught with Monica I had to sit my poor little kids down and explain in graphic detail what a blow job was, NOW what the hell am I going to tell them about Mark Foley?
Oh the agony!
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:04 PM
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1. Look. Has he LIED about porking boys? > |
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:05 PM
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2. Its not about the sex! |
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its about the hypocricy, and the sex.
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Sat Sep-30-06 07:08 AM
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25. and it's not about Foley's republican enablers and their 11 month cover-up |
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it's about the hipocracy, the enablers, the 11 month cover-up, the other pages that may have followed, and the sex.
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:05 PM
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3. Explain to him that there are evil bad people in the world. |
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And that they tend to gravitate towards the republican party.
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:05 PM
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4. Now you have to explain what being Horny is |
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:08 PM
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5. Once upon a time there was a one-eyed snake.....n/t |
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:08 PM
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6. I don't know how I'll find the |
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the strength and the words to explain to my 22 and 19-year-old daughters the dangers of keyboard sex!
I may have to wrap the key board in Saranwrap to protect them from STDs. How dare the repukes put me in this position with their horny and illegal ways!
Damn them, damn them all to hell!
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:09 PM
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7. Think of the Cheeeeeeldrin! |
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:36 PM
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18. Mr. Foley certainly does. |
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:10 PM
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She's the one who asked that very question about Clinton.
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:11 PM
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9. Johnny, have you ever seen a show called "Dateline NBC"? |
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:12 PM
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10. I'm sure the Lord will forgive him so I'm cool with it, I don't judge |
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:15 PM
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11. ... but he did not have sex with that woman |
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And here instead, we have 'Just Another Republican Paedophile' == JARP.
Jarps are concerned that their organized meetings in congress will be at risk.
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:16 PM
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12. Are JARP and NAMBLA connected |
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north american man boy love association
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:45 PM
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19. That's like the cross-the-aisle group |
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The following congressional committees and subcommittees are proudly involved
Republicans for underage boy torture Democrats for torture of all children Republicans for torture of only sexy children Republicans for more naked kids in congressional offices Republicans for more phallic symbols in male dress Republicans for getting internet sex wrong Republican cowards who bugger children and lose wars Republican outreach for children who need to be fucked roughly Republican wives for chilren's sexual discovery Christian republican prayers for children stimuation God's Heritage committee on man-boy loving Judiciary Committee republicans for more baby fucking
All of these groups are reaching out, to republicans and americans everywhere to embrace their values, to vote republican and fuck a child somewhere, vote republican and bankrupt a poor country, vote republican and get away with killing black people, vote republican and cowardly screw your fellow mankind in the behind.
Just remember, when republicans arn't fucking pigs, they're fucking something..
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Sat Sep-30-06 07:09 AM
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26. Umm....did you mean to put in the 2nd committee: |
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"Democrats for the torture of all children"???????
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Sat Sep-30-06 07:24 AM
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28. 12 dems that voted for torture |
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Edited on Sat Sep-30-06 07:25 AM by sweetheart
There is no excuse, but it's hard to single them out, but that's who i was meaning, sorry if it bleeds. (the meanings of stereotypes & implieds) http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=2256238
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Sat Sep-30-06 07:35 AM
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31. While I agree that its despicable that 12 dems voted for torture, it was |
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led by the call for torture by Republicans and became law because of these Republicans....
Sorry, but labeling all Democrats into a group called "Democrats for Torture of children" because of these disgusting 12 is not a way to win your point....
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Sat Sep-30-06 07:42 AM
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33. I never win my points |
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Leaving it morally ambiguous fairly leaves a trace of focus on the faact that democratic corporatism and a long slide towards sleeping with the enemy is not a single party's fault... that we're being so lead by nincompoops is testimony to the failure of opposition, 4th estate, and democrats have stood by a drugs war that tortures millions, a prison 3 strikes system that tortures inhumanely, and authorized funds for a fucking military campaign in asia... i can't say i'm impressed, can i?
I have to draw my impressed from the good blood here, brow beaten by the M$M as the left fringe, radical left, or how about just a person with a conscience who, without prejudice looks at the 'whole' political mess and who's doing what, and i'm sorry, the democratic centrists have been complicit, the same ones who are voting for torture, and if it takes a shock to get the whole democratic party to whip their own members, then what is a party for.
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:20 PM
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13. You were lucky, I had to explain it to my mom |
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She's currently 82 so I suppose she was maybe 75 when this came up. During the Clinton/Monica thing she took a deep breath one day and asked me "What is this fellatio (sp) they keep mentioning? And just what is meant by oral sex?" My first thought was, "Shouldn't Pop have discussed this with you?" (But I couldn't really deal with that idea either.) So, I took a deep breath and explained to which she replied, "Oh, a blow job. Why don't they just call it that."
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Sat Sep-30-06 07:15 AM
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That's pretty funny. I often forget that my parents were around long before I was.
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:22 PM
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14. THIS one. hubby and i talked code at dinner table |
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he said.... lots happening in florida
i say..... yaaaaa. and hastert knew for a year. he is on site that passes law for internet...
youngest is saying what what
oh just the repugs not living up to their family values again.
my son says, like gambling and losing (like the losing is the bad thing)
ya kinda like i say
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:27 PM
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15. Mommy, what's a pedophile? |
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Well ya see honey, sometimes republican men have these dark desires for young people and you should always avoid them and vote democratic.
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:34 PM
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16. Somehow blame Clinton |
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President or Senator, you pick.
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:36 PM
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17. I guess Foley won't run for Erection-- I mean, Election now. |
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:50 PM
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20. Sometimes the man puts his hoo-hoo dilly into a woman's cha-cha |
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Fri Sep-29-06 08:57 PM
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21. sometimes republicans need to feel like little boys again |
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Sat Sep-30-06 06:52 AM
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23. I've been sittin' here trying to figure out how to tell GAWD! |
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Sat Sep-30-06 06:59 AM
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24. And think of all the pedophiles he's enabling |
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Now that they realize that "anything goes" and "if it feels good, do it".
It's a tragic day for America.
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Sat Sep-30-06 07:28 AM
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29. It was Clinton who unraveled the high American morals |
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That's what they said when Enron blew...
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Sat Sep-30-06 07:29 AM
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Sat Sep-30-06 07:37 AM
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32. Foley was the chairman of the missing and exploited |
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Edited on Sat Sep-30-06 07:39 AM by formercia
children caucus.
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Sat Sep-30-06 08:40 AM
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36. He's also a recipient of the "Keep America Safe Award" from CourtTV.com |
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Sat Sep-30-06 07:43 AM
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34. "Family Values' is an S&M manual |
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repress sexuality, stir in a boatload hate and torture add a pinch of warcrimes and a dash of wireless wiretaps stand back and see the freeps explode in fetish-filled pederasty
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Sat Sep-30-06 07:50 AM
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35. I still can't explain Lush Limpbaugh to the children ! |
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Did Foley and Limpbaugh ever take a trip to the Dominican Republic together?????????
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