Everyone should contact Lindsey Grahm about his clock cleaning services.

[drm604]

This was inspired by this thread where he is quoted as saying that he will clean Democrats clocks:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=226334&mesg_id=226352

We should all call, email and fax Lindsey Grahm about our dirty clocks that aren't keeping very good time. Ask him how much he charges to clean them and if he also does repairs and battery replacements. Ask if he also does windows. :evilgrin:

[blm]

1. Is cleaning a clock the new slang for tossing a salad, Lindsey?

.

[drm604]

2. Cleaning someone's clock

is very old slang for beating someone in a fight.

[blm]

I know.

But down here in the Carolinas, many of us are well aware of the closet that Lindsey lives in, so we occasionally take the opportunity to remind the lying hypocrite that he can't fool everybody.

[mitchum]

19. That's why my mother who lives in Greenville always refers to him as...

Miss Lindsey.
I prefer Gomer. It encompasses both his boyish "Shazam!" quality and...y'know...the other thing.

[Coexist]

7. I think blm was being funny...

conservatives don't like sex outside of procreative purposes.

[peekaloo]

9. Rainbow party at his place!

Effeminate men playing bad ass makes me larf!

[drm604]

18. Has "tossing a salad" taken on some new meaning

beyond literally tossing lettuce around in a bowl?

[TahitiNut]

23. Yes.

:puke:

[joemurphy]

3. Perhaps we should make cleaning his clock a priority.

It is not out of the question. The country is turning our way.

Right now, a majority of this country would impeach Bush if there were just a viable opportunity. Most are pro-choice. Most think they lied to get us into Iraq. Most now oppose the Iraq War and want our troops home. Most people abhor torture. Most oppose warrantless wiretapping of U.S. citizens. Most think the country is going in the wrong direction. Most are concerned about the budget deficit. Many are worried about global warming. Many are worried about their jobs and pensions.

The blacks are alienated.
The gays are alienated.
Women are alienated.
Seniors are alienated.
Union members are alienated.
Anyone that thinks is alienated.

A scant five years ago there was no liberal radio. Democrats in Congress were cowed and submissive. Everyone was inclined to give Bush a blank check. But they've overreached. Katrina showed us that they're totally incompetent. Delay and Abramoff have shown us that they're totally corrupt. We're sick of Fundamentalist ministers and Minutemen claiming the moral ground. They don't represent where Americans really are any more.

Let's just keep on doing what we've been doing. Fighting them. We need to keep fighting them at every turn. They AREN'T unbeatable. Not any more.

Let's just see whose clock gets cleaned in 2006.

[Iris]

8. I like the way you think, joemurphy!

Thanks!

[sundancekid]

4. done! sent a real clock to be cleaned & sent a cyberspace one in e-mail

several websites can help you with clock images that are ethically available for download and prospective personal use ... deluge him, but do it with honor!

this website is particularly helpful with Royalty Free Images that can downloaded by the ethical standards I mentioned above

http://www.fotosearch.com/photodisc/designer-tools-2-clocks/PHD331/

[drm604]

10. You actually sent a real physical clock?

I'm not sure I'd do that. All of those packages to be examined could be a real burden on Homeland Security, it's probably not a good idea. Cyber ones (photos) are good.

[sundancekid]

5. K & R to get this to Greatest Page for max DUer viewership/participation

[drm604]

11. Thanks.

We need more rec's.

[drm604]

16. Thanks but we still need two more. nt

[RememberWellstone]

6. DiFi put him in his place

She shut him down and he just smiled like a retard eating M&M's.

[drm604]

12. Who is DiFi? nt

[SCDem]

13. Diane Feinstein - California Senator

[drm604]

15. Duh! nt

[Tesha]

14. Since the Republicans took over, my clock says 1136 (AD).

I wonder if he can fix that?

Tesha

[mitchum]

17. I think you have a typo...did you really mean for that "l" to be in cock?

[drm604]

20. No.

I meant it to be in clock.

[mitchum]

22. D'oh!

But you do understand how I could have made that mistake, don't you? :)

[drm604]

24. Yes, I got the joke.

:)

[Coexist]

21. Contact info always helps!

Graham, Lindsey- (R - SC) Class II
290 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510
[phone]
Web Form: lgraham.senate.gov/index.cfm?mode=contact


http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm?Name=Graham

[MODemocrat]

25. Oh Graham, Please stop it ! You're really scaring me

Is your wallop as big as your mouth? If it is, I'd really be afraid.:scared: :boring: :+