What's red, white & blue in a teenage boys pants?

[originalpckelly]

A Republican.


Someone needs to make a better cartoon and pass it around the internet.

[Hav]

1. .

Lol...I shouldn't laugh about it.

[TechBear_Seattle]

2. Why did the Republican legislator go to J. C. Penney's?

He saw an ad that read, "Children's clothing half off."

[originalpckelly]

5. Buh-dum-bum!

:rofl:!!!!

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. !

:yoiks:

[readmoreoften]

hehehehe! /nt

[hootinholler]

11. Why shouldn't you lend a book to a R congressman?

They like thier pages bent over.

[originalpckelly]

21. What Representative Foley say about Woodwards new book?

"I liked it, it's a real page turner."

[kestrel91316]

3. OMFG!! ROFLMAO!!! Can i steal that toon for my siggie???????

[originalpckelly]

4. Go ahead...

fine and dandy.

[kestrel91316]

7. I can't get it to paste in the sig after copying.............8-(

[originalpckelly]

8. Yeah, it is too big of a picture.

Try this one:

[originalpckelly]

10. This one works for sure:

in the properties dialog. GRR! :grr:

Let me try again:

[kestrel91316]

27. Still no luck.

[originalpckelly]

28. Use the one in post #10...It worked for me at least.

I hope it works for you.

[kestrel91316]

30. It just won't copy and paste....................

[Crunchy Frog]

35. Are you sure you're doing it correctly?

This is what you should have in your sig line.

What's red, white, and blue and found in a teenage boy's
pants?? A Republican
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/5291/republicans2yx0hl5ac6.jpg

Try copy and pasting it and see what happens.

[Erika]

6. This is a very sad situation

but these posts show the GOP for what they really are versus what they say they are, with a brilliant touch of humor!

[SoCalDem]

12. GOPantiesniffers

:)

[Withywindle]

13. A Democrat, a Libertarian, and a Republican are on a ship...

...and it's taking on water, and the dreaded announcement comes from the captain: "Smoke 'em if you got 'em, reach for the life preservers, we're going down."

The Democrat says, "Oh no! We've got to try to figure out a way to save the women and children."

The Libertarian says, "Every person for themselves! Fuck the children!"

The Republican says, "Do you think there's time?"

[originalpckelly]

16. NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!

:rofl:

[and-justice-for-all]

32. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!LMAO!!

[Crunchy Frog]

14. ROFLMAO!

[Beelzebud]

15. LOL Thats horrible! I love it! :D

[Hoosier Dem]

17. Here's another one...

What time is bedtime at the Republican ZCongressional Retreat???


When the big hand touches the little hand. :silly:



And Why are so many Congressional pages such great athletes????


If you're a young boy on Capitol Hill, you'd better be able to run fast!!!!!

[originalpckelly]

19. You know that page was a lacrosse player.

You may be up to something with that talk of athletes.

[true_notes]

18. What Kind of Meat Does A Priest Eat on Friday?

Nun.

[originalpckelly]

20. Unrelated, sick...

and funny as hell. (I think I'm going there for laughing.)

[eggbeater]

22. Im sorry but

I personally find no room for joking when it comes to child molestation.

none.

I dont care if its democrate, republican, independent, Christian or athiest, anyone caught molesting a child needs to be put out of our misery.

Children are the future of the world, and to use them in a sexual way only serves to damage them to the point that they will not be able to cope with adult life very well.

I dont agree with the death penalty, but in the case of a child molester, I could be convinced to pull the trigger with little argument.

[originalpckelly]

24. It doesn't sound like hard on molestation...

just some dirty text messages.

[originalpckelly]

25. So far that is.

I know we are evil. Sorry.

[eggbeater]

26. Nobody here is evil

but as with all groups, sometimes the joking can get out of hand.

not only the Democrats read this forum, dont give them something to twist around and use in an ugly way.

peace to all here.

[and-justice-for-all]

34. All the EVIL people are in the Republican Party....

...They are deffenitly not on DU

[eggbeater]

38. I wish that were true.

No, I dont think any evil people are on DU, this is one great bunch of American loving patriots that hang out here.

what I do wish were true is that all the evil people were republicans, and none were democrats, but we all know that in reality this is not statistically possible.

We can say that all evil people are republican, but not all republicans are evil, but that still would evade the fact that there are just plain evil people spread across both parties in this country.


I will say that there is a much higher percentage of evil people in the republican party than in the democratic party.

and then sometimes I think, There are no really evil people, only evil circumstances that people lend themselves to.

[mongo]

29. Oh lignten up!

I bet when Foley writes a book it will be a page turner...

[spacelady]

33. Being called a democrate makes me feel all boxed in. n/t

[TechBear_Seattle]

37. Given a choice between laughing and crying...

I will try to find a way to laugh. Sometimes, crude humor is the only way to manage that.

[ComerPerro]

41. That's odd, because I think its HILARIOUS

[originalpckelly]

23. The pages came to learn how our government works...

just everybody else they got screwed.

[Pushed To The Left]

31. Does this mean Michael Jackson will be singing

at the next GOP convention?

[republicansarewhores]

36. Who would have imagined that the DU thought police would have removed this

While we decry against censorship elsewhere... I posted it awhile ago in it's own thread but it is now strangely gone while this thread continues.

What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?

A congressional page in the basement of Mark Foley's house.

RAW

[Hubert Flottz]

39. How can you tell if there's a big party at the Foley house?

All the "Big Wheels" will be parked out front!

[Rocknrule]

40. What do Republicans and zits have in common?

They both explode on your face when you're 15
:evilgrin: