Psst! Hey! Let's write a law - my dad's got a pen

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

And it can be a really cool law. It can say that even if we broke a bunch of other laws, that it doesn't matter any more because we say so. And let's put in that this is a super dooper extra special law and it can't be reviewed, even by those guys who are supposed to review laws and make sure they're, like, legal and all - you know, the judge guys. I don't think they'll care. I bet they get sick of reviewing all this dumb shit anyway. It would be radical if we could beat up bad guys and put 'em in holes and make 'em confess and don't let them know if they'll ever get out. That would make me bust a gut! I can see them all running around now, shouting Habe E Us Corpus, whatever the hell that means. That's some other quaint shit. That's what Rummy and Alberto say - just like that Geneva Convention BS. Sure, some of those liberal wussies will whine. Scroom! I say we send them off to Gitmo too. I mean, isn't their bullshit whining just helping the terraists?! The terraists hate our freedom - the terraists want to take away our rights and all and we gotta fight 'em!

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Jeez, holy shit, Pheeb--Wotta idear!

Think your dad will miss the pen?

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

2. It's only been used once -

to make his mark when they delivered the 60" inch plasma.

[Jackpine Radical]

3. ->snort

Now I gotta find something to wipe my screen with.