"I don't do that, I am a Republican"

[question everything]

said perfect "housewife" Bree Van De Kamp to her fiance when he started performing oral sex on her..

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. But she can have premarital sex??

[question everything]

3. She is a widow with grown children

so not a blushing virgin anymore. And, yes, she was going to wait for their wedding night, but when he was cleaning the dishes showing his penchant for perfection to erase the last smudge of a wine glass, she melted. And then ran to see her doctor only to find out that she experienced, the first time in her life, a real orgasm.

She fell in love with her first husband when they both shared their love of the NRA, of Reagan, etc.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

2. and went to the doctor after thinking she'd had a stroke!

Doc says - "you had an orgasm"

:rofl:


I had never seen the show, it was on someone else's tv... now I have to tune in (if I remember) to find out about the body in the construction pit.