BigBearJohn
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Sun Oct-01-06 12:28 PM
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HALLOWEEN IS APPROACHING -- WARN YOUR KIDS! |
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Little Johnny approaches the grand manor of a GOP congressman. As he rings the doorbell, the door slowly CREAKS open:
LITTLE JOHNNY Trick or treat!
The toothless, blob of an old man snickers as he kneels down:
CONGRESSMAN (whispering in Little Johnny's ear) Well, that depends sonny. Do I make you horny?
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SpiralHawk
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Sun Oct-01-06 12:30 PM
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1. Eeeeek! Is Bush White House prostitute Jeff Gannon there, too? |
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Edited on Sun Oct-01-06 12:31 PM by SpiralHawk
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sam sarrha
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Sun Oct-01-06 12:36 PM
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2. Little jonny goshgannonguckert might be the one to worry about.!! |
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Sun Oct-01-06 12:43 PM
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3. Johnny Don't do it stay away from Hastert's house |
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Sun Oct-01-06 12:57 PM
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4. What kids really need to watch out for are the adults at those alternative |
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"jesus loves you" harvest gatherings at freeper fundie churches.
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Sun Oct-01-06 12:59 PM
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... I think the local evangelical temple around here calls it "Hallelujah Night"
Come dressed as your favorite bible character...
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Homer Wells
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Sun Oct-01-06 01:12 PM
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What sort of outfit did Onan wear?
:silly:
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