The Constitution of the United States 2.0

[IChing]

By Devilstower
09/30/2006 10:06:13 PM EST

As there have lately been so many changes to the basic functioning of the United States --
a shift of powers here, a whittling away of rights there,
it seems a good time to issue a revised version of the basic operating document.
This is the real Republican Contract with America




THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES 2.0

We the Republicans of the United States, in Order to
prevent any challenge to our continued Supremacy,
free ourselves from the Confines of Justice, placate the Tranquil masses,
degrade the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of War Profiteering for ourselves and our Friends,
do ordain and establish Constitution 2.0 for the United States of America.


ARTICLE I
Section 1

All legislative Powers are hereby ceded to the Executive branch,
though the Congress will still make a Grand Noise and wave their arms as if they give a Damn.




Section 2

The House of Representatives will consist of those best able to
Lick the Boots of the Lobbyists and Corporations lining their pockets.
No one can be a Representative unless Fox News says that he is a Patriotic American,

Representation shall be apportioned based on numbers of people willing to Pay for the Privilege.
The actual Enumeration shall be made whenever it is of benefit to Republicans.

Representatives will choose a Speaker and other Officers by how willing these Officers
are to turn a blind eye to the Crimes of Republicans and how Loudly they will Declare the Daily Talking Points.



Section 3
The Senate shall... oh hell, just see Section 1.

>>>>>>>snip

http://www.politicalcortex.com/story/2006/9/30/22613/4078

[sweetheart]

1. Section 4

Every Republican shall be assigned an underaged sex boy/girl, and the child
shall be selected from the best stock across america, and tested for AIDS.

When the kids get shagged and groped, Republican leadership is to deny all
sexual behaviour as a matter of national security, what time is it, my gosh,
its 9:11 !!!

[stellanoir]

2. all too true

K & R'd

[ryanus]

3. rec